Daddy, my booty itches! That’s because it’s chock full of shit, son. Daddy, we got anorexia? No son, Daddy lost his job. GODDDDD DDAMMNNNN! GUY 1: 52 cents on pump one please GUY 2: What the hell are you driven a lawn mower GUY 1: Nevermind stay out of my God damn business HE WAS … Read more
(T-Rex) You’re gonna make me cum, or I’m gonna kick your ASS! … and Choda-Boy! 1: JESUS! 2: where? 1: Put your tongue in her mouth, for Christ’s sake! 2: How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone’s mouth? Are you sancho? No you are not… neither is Scott Baio, Sancho… But … Read more
(1)He just needs you to tell him you don’t hate him.(2) Hate him/ Mothers don’t hate their sons. (1)What? What was your one mistake?(2) I held on. -Anyway. -Hm, what? -Oh, just anyway. It’s a conversation starter. -Hm, catchy. -I knew you’d like it. I’ve been working on it all day. -I made a 74 … Read more