(A)You’re one ugly… (B)Motherfucker …and so the doctor says ‘I’ll need and semen, stool and urine sample’ and so I say, ‘Hey, doc, I’m in a big hurry, can’t I just leave my underwear?’ 1) Want some candy? 1/ Don’t worry ma’am…. I’m a police officer 2/ I don’t think he gives a shit! 1/_Don’t … Read more
Billie, get me out of this hole. #1- S*O*B is dug in like an Alabama tick. #2- You’re hit…you’re bleeding man. #2- I ain’t got time to bleed. (1) What happened to you, Dillon? You used to be someone I could trust. (2) I woke up. (1) Billy! You know something, what is it? (2) … Read more
…and a husband I just can’t stop kissing… …and brush your goddamn teeth ’cause your breath stinks! …and fall in love, whenever you can… 1) is he your boyfriend 2) I wouldn’t call him that, more like a big mistake. 1)is that his handy work? 2) if a man hits me he only does it … Read more