—-Five feet from where we’re sitting, there are three directors that I would sell my mother to meet. –You sold your mother last year. –They returned her. –Did I tell you clowns, Esther Williams likes one of my songs? MGM wants her to sing it in her next picture. –Where, under water? –Exactly how much … Read more
–What about two men? –Two…might just make it. Houston, we’ve got a problem. There’s not enough oxygen for three men to survive that long. We’ll do this scientifically. The two big guys throw the little guy out. You were right boss, this whole thing was impossible. No YOU were right: we’re going to do it … Read more
–Car. –For a guy with a limited vocabulary, you sure do manage to get your point across. –My friend told me to keep you occupied. Are you hard to occupy? –As hard as getting a haircut. Little Sister. The jam I’m in is nothing to the jam your star in your show would be in … Read more