555-2121 555-3365 555-3365. The dream is always the same …and for God’s sake, get off the babysitter Great I have a midterm trig final tomorrow and I’m being chased by Guido: The Killer Pimp Porsche, there is no substitute. Are you ready for me… Ralph? Gee, your quick Jim, real quick, have you always been … Read more
–Hey, Graham, you want some sushi? –No thanks. If I get a craving for mercury, I’ll eat a thermometer. –We’re the good guys. Why are we running? –We’re not running. We’re eluding. –Where are you from, sempai? Scotland Yard? –Scotland Backyard. Americans like to fix the blame. The Japanese fix the problem. Business is war. … Read more
$20.00 for those of you who missed this wedding, don’t worry, I have decided that due to public demand, we will repeat our wedding on television tomorrow I am greater than Mohammed Ali! I’m Big Daddy! It is a Kaqwa way. I talk to them. They call me Big Daddy, sex champion! Uganda is for … Read more