*A camel groans and Orville and Jeff cling to each other in fear* Jeff: What’s that? *They see the camel* Orville: Geez, what’s the matter with you? It’s only a kangaroo. –Get out, when they’re dead, they’re dead. –Not Aunt Lucy. She was a Republican. Ain’t Got A Dime To My Name. Constantly. Here comes … Read more
(Altivio bites Tulio on the butt)Tulio: OW!! Miguel! Your horse bit me on the butt! 1) Maybe Cortez got here before us. 2) and what? took all the REALLY big rocks? The SCOUNDREL!! 1) oh come on, you’re BUYING your own CON! 2) at least I’m not DATING mine! 2) ooh, low low. 1)No, no!! … Read more
(1)What time is it? (2) Day time. –Do you always carry your medical record around with you? –Saves time. –I’ll give you a local. –No, thank you. –Do you enjoy pain? –Pain don’t hurt. –What am I supposed to do? –There’s always barber college. …but who is gonna save the town from YOU 1) What … Read more