–It’s hard to believe that you haven’t had sex for 200 years. –204, if you count my marriage. –Miles, do you know that ‘God’ spelled backwards is ‘dog’? –So? –It makes you think. –So, then what do you believe in? –Sex and death. Two things that come once in a lifetime. But at least after … Read more
1)Eat shit and die, Ricky. 2) Eat shit and live, Bill. Chicken Shit! EAT SHIT AND DIE, RICKY!!!! Fresh chicken! good old mom is at it again Here are your physicals! Now don’t tell anyone how you got them. Now I’m afraid they wouldnt approve at all. Hey bob-a-re-bob, hey hey bob-a-re-bob. Hurry or you’ll … Read more
And now, by the power vested in me, I declare this rehearsal over. And Amen. Did I ever tell you what my middle name was? I can hardly wait till we’re married – I never have to have sex with you again. I can’t believe I have to face a class of 8-year-olds tomorrow. I … Read more