-How’s Angela? -Fat, fabulous, fantastic…I love her. -How’s the other one? What’s her name? Candy? -Oh, Monique. Skinny, mean, expensive…I love her! -What are you mad at me for? -Because I did’nt have to know! You decided to have this problem. Not me! My world would’ve gone on turning just fine, but now, either way … Read more
Jr.–Daddy, my face is all white! Buford T.–Well, put a little lipstick on and I’ll drop ya off at da gay bar. –That is why you gotta have a sixth sense. –I’d rather have a dime. BUFORD: THE CARS OUTTA GAS GET OUT AND PUSH JUNIOR: ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME DADDY BUFORD: I’M GONNA … Read more
1: I ain’t NEVER leavin’ home, that’s a promise. 2: Don’t you ever, EVER threaten yo’ daddy like that again! 1: Why didn’t you have your gun loaded? 2: When I put bullets in it, it gets too heavy. excuse me sir, your ass is on fire, bet you’ll be glad to get back to … Read more