Don’t make me treat you like dogs, like common dogs. I feel sorry for ugly girls, I really do. Please, don’t make me treat you like dogs. I don’t want to treat you like common dogs. Well, you know, they say we all gonna be dyin’ some day. I believe it, too. When you come … Read more
1) (acting like the guy he is talking to, first asking the question then answering it.) Can you drive a motorcycle? Shit yeah!!! 1) I can’t get kicked out of school again. 2) You got kicked out of school? Why? 1) I fucked two girls. 2) Come on. 1) Yep, their parents called the school … Read more
–I found out what the meaning of life is. –What’s that? –It sucks. Being honest has very little to do with being a lawyer Gentlemen, do you realize you’re in a court of law? He raped this girl right here…he’d like to do it again…he told me so! He’s the reason I’m a lawyer. I … Read more