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(Name), (name), if she doesn’t scare you, no evil thing will . . . 1) I don’t like it, Jasper. I don’t like it. 2) Ah Shut up! 3) What!?! 2)Oh no, not you miss. Horace here. 3) Why you imbisile! 1. *******, isn’t that a new fur coat? 2. Oh, my only true love, … Read more

‘Find those puppies! NOW!’ ‘The humans have tried everything. Now it’s up to us dogs.’ 1;Congratulations. You’ve just won gold, silver and bronze in the moron olympics. 2;Who won the gold? Did you hear that? What? That noise. What noise? That noise I just heard. Do you hear it? Oh yeah. Sounded like an annoying … Read more