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1.(thinking) Wolf will win the jackpot and Virginia will love him even more! But if Wolf wins, then Virginia gets the mirror, then Virginia goes home!(out loud)Oh, cripes! 2. 160, bad luck, sir. 1.(delighted) Thank you, tickey poo, another!(lays another coin on the table) (climbs up rock) 1. Oh, you made it! 2. Yeah, we’ve … Read more

what kind of twisted upbringing did you people have? it’s either lay a golden egg or count the hairs on a goblins ass! ‘Put your finger in my mouth, turn around till you face south, touch a thing that you would prize, and you will not believe your eyes.’ *singing* Buddy you’re a young lamb … Read more