1: what are you looking at? 2: your muscles PADDY: (chasing the kids) Come back here and put your clothes on! YOUNG RICHARD: I don’t wanna wear my old britches! PADDY: It ain’t proper to be runnin’ ’round naked…(stops, out of breath)…all the time! Ric:My heart’s beating so fast… Em:Mine too… You’re really acting funny … Read more
Found a new sport that I like. know what it is? Golf. Know why I like it? Because gold is walking through a park…with a purpose. I guess you might call me a bounty hunter, but I really don’t like that name. I prefer to think of myself as a recovery specialist, people and property. … Read more
Baby? I don’t want yo stinken baby! Your just a low down no good dirty milk man. The sex wasn’t any good either! YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! Baby? Your just a fat slob! I should have gone with the milk man instead! Tell your mom to get in the kitchen and cook me some chicken! … Read more