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–I’m a thief. I’ve been in prison. –So what? I don’t care! –Upon consideration , I will issue a writ of habeas corpus. –Thank you, your Honor. -I’ll tell you something, I’m gonna be on your ass so much, you’re gonna get careless. And on that day I’m gonna be in that place. -And that, … Read more

Home is the Sailor/Home from the Sea/And the Hunter home from the hill. How is tall, dark and obnoxious? I’d like to tell you we’ve been sent out to bring back help, but that wouldn’t be true. Listen, sister, I don’t dance and I can’t take the time to learn. All I want to do … Read more