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#1-Give me your cup. #2-I don’t drink coffee, thank you. #1-Well, now, what do you drink? #2-I’m partial to cold buttermilk. #1-Well, we ain’t got none of that. We ain’t got no lemonade either! #1-I hope you don’t think I’m going to keep you in whiskey? #2-I don’t buy that, I confiscate it. And a … Read more

–I want you to get me a list of people with the same M.O. –That’s going to take awhile, sergeant. –She was cut in two. Do you think it’s an epidemic, like the flu? I busted this joint fourteen times when I was in Vice. Now I eat here every day. I think the butler … Read more