1) What’s wrong, Abby? 2) Nothing that a rooftop and an AK47 wouldn’t take care of. 1) You sound completely different on the air 2) You should hear me in the shower 1. You remember that night on the phone. 2. Yeah.. 1. Well I’m pregnant. 1. You sure it was me 2. well, I … Read more
A family’s like a gun, you point it in the wrong direction and you’re going to kill somebody. A family’s like a gun. You point it in the wrong direction, you’re gonna kill somebody. Gimme five dollars. He will become what others want him to be. Let’s drink for it. Whoever’s left standing wins. Maria … Read more
1) Truman, I think I’m going to throw up! 2) Me too. 1.) Hi honey, look what I got free at the checkout. It’s a chef’s pal. It’s a dicer, grater, peeler all in one. Never needs sharpening, dishwasher safe! 2.) Wow! That’s amazing! Christof: Truman, I’ve watched you your whole life. I saw you … Read more