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–What does it take to hire you? –Money…and a just cause. –How much money? –How just is your cause? –What does the ‘V’ stand for? –Virtuous. –What’s the ‘V’ stand for? –My first name. –What’s this ‘V.I.’? –Very inquisitive. Can’t get the hang of it, eh? First rule of detecting: Follow the money. First rule … Read more

1) I’m a Musician 2)What do you play? 3)Percussion mostly, but tonight, I’m conducting the whole orchestra. 1) You’ve got nothing. Nothing but your bloody knives and your fancy karate gimmicks.We have guns. 2) No, what you have are bullets and the hope that when your guns are empty I’m am no longer standing, because … Read more