1) Lower than Geek! Name a letter! 2) F! 1) Freak, fool, fungus! 3) D! 1) dip-shit, duschbag, dumbass! 1) Maybe we could hang out sometime…troll for some skank, or skank for some troll, or…something? 1) Sorry about–your mouth… 2) Funny, that’s the first complaint I’ve had about it yet! 1)do you think accordian players … Read more
(Daughter while trying on dress) {To think this is what I will be wearing the last night I am a virgin!} (Imitating Sean Connery) Buns of steel. I’d steal her buns if I could. (Nick):You have a boyfriend? You’re only 13 years old.(Alex): Am I? I thought I was 15.(Nick): We’re gonna be fine. -I … Read more
(MS. FRANK) You look a little old for a student. (CLAIRE) I’m not. We…we met at a party. (MRS. FRANK) Sounds about right. Never understood how a girl that wild got all A’s. Sure didn’t get it from me. They wanted to put her in a special school for the gifted when she was young. … Read more