( little girl opens present to reveal house, cries out ) Esme: WHAT’S WRONG, DEAR? Little girl: IT’S THE WRONG ONE! ( yelling ): I WANT THE HOUSE I SAW ON THE TELEVISION!!!!!!!!!! (sung) If I had words to make a day for you. I’d give you a morning… golden and true. I would make … Read more
ahh its the pepsi truck.. the damn pepsi drunk.. mother’s cookies… mother’s DAMN cookies Figi water.. the damn figi water.. If the shoe fits wear it, if its too tight TAKE IT OFF! #1:) It says here that the rich and famous people hang out the polo lounge. I don’t know nothin’ about no damn … Read more
Can I interest you in a battery-operated vagina? Can I intrest you in a battery powered vagina? -Max Dance with the devil and the devil dont change, the devil changes you does your mother have any teeth, because if she does, send her down, you fuck. I don’t buy it. I don’t endorse it. I … Read more