1/ Awww c’mon Keithie, I thought I was a good bloke 2/ Ha! What have you ever done that was good? 1/ Well, I bashed you…. that was good, wasn’t it?…. good for a bit of a giggle anyway 2/ You’re insane, Read! 1/ Beethoven had his critic’s too Keithie…. see if you can name … Read more
Don’t wave that gruesome object at me. I’m an actress. I live for my public. I avail myself of the freedom given by my profession. It spares us so many conventional stupidities. Maria’s voice is certainly wasted here. She gave up a very promising operatic career to marry you. Oh, I suppose you’d rather be … Read more
#1. Do you have anymore of those bean thingies please? #2. How many do you want? #3. How many have you got!?! 1) We’re still married, in the eyes of God. 2) Then he must be blind. 1)My dad says she’s an athiest. 2)What’s that? 1)I don’t know. 1. Your cinnamon looks rancid. 2. Oh … Read more