Did you ever try picking up your teeth with broken finger? Dil: A woman has her feelings. Jack: But Dil, you’re not a woman! Dil: Details , baby! Details! Do it in your own time, Pat. I can’t help it. It’s in my nature. Is that pat’s tart? Does pat have a tart? She’s not … Read more
1) I’m sure he can sing. Something cool and hep! 2) And where did you hear those vulgar words?! 1) Lightning makes me go insane! 2) Heat, and lightning, it’s sexy… 2) Electricity killed my parents! 1) Oh, it’s a shame about your face. 2) There’s nothing the matter with my face. I got character! … Read more
Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Quick Break Pic of the Day. Caption this Pic!  Diet Water Half the fat and calories of regular water! *contains artificial water flavoring†“This … Read more