‘Hey Doc, these are some nice wheels. Here, what do ya call this thing?’ ‘Oh, this is a Mustang.’ ‘Hey Doc, is there a car named after me?’ ‘Naw, I don’t think they make a Possum.’ ‘WHY NOT!?’ ‘They usually don’t make cars named after rodents.’ ‘I will never blend in. I have a broken … Read more
But first, a couple of funny signs Every day Innocentenglish.com posts 2 new funny signs and a funny quick break post. This Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones, so you can browse thru any you missed. Funny Signs of the Day   Now Today’s Daily Quick Break: Here are more … Read more
All you ever had was skis. And that’s not enough. It takes more than a sudden urge to beat the Europeans. It’s their whole life we’re trying to beat them out of. Nobody races unless I say so. That’s why I’m here. That’s why they made me coach. Regard for the sport. The desire to … Read more