-I’m gonna strangle her. -She’s probably dead already. -I don’t care man, I’m gonna strangle her anyway. 1)He’s dead, Beav. 2)Bullshit he is, he just dropped a clinker, man, I heard it! 1)Jonesy! Jonesy! He hung up. 2)Gimme back my gun. 1)Try Viagra. 2) Viagra? I’m practically a full salute all day! Just so gawddamn … Read more
Guys, you’ve got to use the coasters, else we’re no better than the animals. 1)Are you sure you never had any fantasies?…even as a kid?2)As a kid maybe…I remember wishing I could have all the Cracker Smacks I could eat… 1)Don’t you feel a little ridiculous? 2)What do you mean? 1)You’re the only one with … Read more
–Does this mean we are actually leaving the hospital grounds? –No, the Yankees are going to come here and play. There gonna throw some lights up in the rec room. What a stroker. –Great! Breakfast. I’m starved. –That’s not ours. That’s Ed’s. –Did Ed make the sun shine? Did Ed make the wheat grow? –I … Read more