–No place like home. –What? –I said have you ever been to Rome? –There’s a Bergman film in the neighborhood. –I don’t feel like getting depressed tonight. I want a divorce! No bath. People drown in bathtubs. The postman came with a letter and told me that the Great Society was having a war on … Read more
If I were to send you flowers where would I… no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful? We are a covert anti-terrorist team that is so secret, when we snap our fingers NOTHING HAPPENS! ‘Isn’t this religious, ah yes. The eternal struggle between good … Read more
A guitar beats a woman ever’ time! A guitar beats a woman every time. He lives on a diet of nitroglycerine. He’s got the courage of his ignorance. I put my whole self into everything I do. I’m Mr. Me, Myself, and I. Illegal? Honey, nothing’s illegal if they don’t catch you. There’s always Vanderbilt … Read more