Garfield (after Odie plows a pillow at him): That was a cheap shot! Garfield (while dancing with Odie): I’m walking the dog! Garfield : Have you tasted yourself lately? Garfield : Love me, feed me, never leave me. GARFIELD- LETS FUCK DOGGY STYLE OHHH YEAH OH OH OH OH OH OH HARDCORE YEEEEEEEEAH OH FUCK … Read more
–Well, here’s to us and those like us. –Damn few left. Decent people make mistakes sometimes. How do worms Copulate BOY?!? Uh…They don’t Sergent Major…they use assexual reproduction. AHH…hmm…Asexual reproduction…reproducing without sex. Any idea who first came up with that idea? Your wife Seargent Major? I am not a peacenik, Captain. I just don’t agree … Read more
(1) You really gotta get some furniture in here. (2) I got a chair but I didn’t like it. (1) What happened to it? (2) It’s keeping us warm. -good luck exploring the infinite abyss. -you too. -I’m going to kill that motherfucker -Pun intended? 1-kick him in the balls….2-i’m not gonna kick him in … Read more