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(reading contract) hmm…yeah…ok…oh, oh yeah…(pointing to paper, and smiling confidently) I know some of these words 1) hi Im a psychopath 2) I’m Ed 1) have small space aliens ever landed in your brain and told you to free all the kangaroos? 2) not that I recall 1) do you think Im cute? 2) well, … Read more

If it ain’t fittin’ it jes’ ain’t fittin’….ain’t fittin’ Oh now Melanie, do you think that was kind to bring your good looking brother down here just to break my poor simple country girl’s heart? #1 Sir, you are no gentleman. #2: And you, miss, are no lady… #1: Dont start flirting with me, i’m … Read more