–Why doesn’t he learn how to drive? –He knows how to drive. That’s the trouble! 1)I want to stay with my car. 2)Looks like we’re all staying with your car. Looks like VonSchtickle was right. They never come back. The car’s a real jewel!! They never say what they mean. That’s what makes the female … Read more
1) What will you tell the doctor? 2) That I shot myself. 1) With a bow and arrow? 2) I didn’t realize it was loaded. 1. Ok, I had um..impure thoughts. 2. Really! I mean…really? 1. yes, and I de-de 2. Deceased? Decapitated?? 1. De-despaired. 2. That’s it? 1. Yeah. 2. You don’t know how … Read more
–How about those Bears? –Fuck the Bears. –Where you going? –Nowhere. You wanna come? Anybody can get a gun, Otis. Henry- got any cigerattes? Otis- not since superman died! henry-what did you say otis? otis-i said i feel like killing somebody. henry-let’s go for a ride, otis. I don’t want to talk about Leroy! I’d … Read more