#1) Dad! #2) What?! #1) Dad! #2) What!? #1) Head for the fireplace #1) Dr. Jones? I knew it was you. You have your father’s eyes. #2) And my mother’s ears, but the rest belongs to you. #1) Sounds like the best parts have already been spoken for. #1) That doesn’t look like a library. … Read more
–Why’d you come up? –Because…I wanted to be sad. Now I’m sad. girl #1: I wanna be like Kelly when i grow up. girl #2: and i wanna be like jennifer. girl #1: and i wanna a body like gwens. girl #2: no shit! I hope Lou doesn’t pull a dirty dog on us. No … Read more
#1 Oops #2 What do you mean oops? #1 I got it the guy has the thing wrong. Why don’t you say we try that one again. #2 Yes yes without the oos yes that way. ‘I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking.’ ‘You really think you can fly that thing?’ (1) … Read more