1. I’ll have two Bob Burgers and two side orders of frizzy fries please. 2. OK then hot spicy lamby nipple chops with sour sauce on them. 1. My mom came home the other night and she poured hot grease over my ass , my back and my genitals, and then my shoes fell off. … Read more
#1. Now listen here, boy. See that? That’s shit. And this….this is Shinola. (1)Hey mister, don’t call that dog lifesaver.(2) No?? 1()Call him SHITHEAD. (1)You mean I’m gonna STAY this color?!?!?! (2)Naven, I’d love you if you were the color of a baboon’s ass. (looks at newspaper and gasps) Stolen! (singing) Oh, I’m picking out … Read more
#1 Y’EVER GET LONESOME? #2FER WHAT? #1.WOMAN? #2.FULL TIME NIGHT WOMAN? I NEVER COULD FIND NO TRACKS ON A WOMAN’S HEART. I PACKED ME A SQUAW FOR TEN YEAR, PILGRIM. CHEYENNE, SHE WERE, AND THE MEANEST BITCH THAT EVER BALLED FOR BEADS. I LODGED-POLED HER AT DEADWOOD CREEK, AND TRADED HER FOR A HAWKEN GUN. … Read more