–Do you fall in love with all of your clients? –Only the ones in skirts. –I don’t like your manner. –I’m not selling it. I don’t like getting mixed up with tricky females who want to knock off the boss’ wife and marry him for herself. It’s an old sickness: re-occurring black eyes. People who … Read more
–Hey, Rose, that’s pretty good lasagne. –It wasn’t lasagne. It was quiche lorraine. –I wonder how I would have turned out if I hadn’t inherited a fortune. –Well, I can think of a couple of occupations. –Stay loose, pal. –Again? –You got anything else funny to say? –No, what sounds best, the frozen peas or … Read more
Give my love to the sunrise. If I’d known where it would end, I’d never have let anything start. It’s a bright, guilty world. Mrs. Bannister, can you think of any reason why your husband would want to hire a divorce detective? New York is not as big a city as it pretends to be. … Read more