*Japan is a very old place. We must embrace new ways. The first think we need to do, is learn how to make a good watch. *That will never happen! *They are Samurai. You know Samurai? **Yes, thats 2 fat men wrestling in a circle. *No, that is Sumo. Samurai are warriors, sumo is fake. … Read more
–Mama, you married Daddy when he was poor and he got rich, didn’t he? –I scared your daddy into getting rich, beautiful. You’re not scary enough. A fool such as I. Being crazy about a woman…is always the right thing to do. Being a decrepit old bag of bones – that’s ridiculous, getting old. Chicken … Read more
I guess you’ll just have to forgo the pleasure of hangin’ me… #1) Whoever they are, though they are strangers, they are at least entitled to a Christian burial. They cannot be left behind. #2) Let us go miss. #1) I will not. I’ve seen the face of war before, sir, but i have not … Read more