1) I’m the Little Red Riding Hood and you’re the wolf. What strong arms you have! 2) The better to squeeze farts out of you, my dear.1) What long nails you have! 2) The better to scratch your ass with. 1) Oh, what a lot of fur you have! 2) The better to let your … Read more
1) …and did Galoka think that the Yooloos were too ugly to save? 2) Who’s Galoka? 3)Nevermind. 1)I’ll have everything figured out by the time we reach the frontier(BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP) 2)What’s that? 1)…..The frontier. 1. Don’t worry I’ll have it all figured out by the time we reach the Frontier. (Beeping noise) 2. … Read more
–Have you ever seen a man bleed to death? I’ve seen that, many times. –Why have you seen that? –I used to produce music videos. –She must think this is a big movie. –Maybe it is a big movie. A lot of great actresses started out in porn. Bring me my back brace and my … Read more