(1) Paul, you’re crazy! (2) You say that like it’s a bad thing. (1) Why are you doing this? (2) Because life, my dear, is more than just freezing toads. (1)Water, citric acid, sodium lauryl sulfate, hydrolyzed animal protein, glycerin, U.S.F.D.A. coloring #5. (2) What the Hell is it? (1) It’s shampoo. (1)What are those … Read more
-…you’re beautiful, and you write so well…now it turns out you can play poker. -Well, I wouldn’t say beautiful. But I do have tremendous sex appeal. ….but we can’t have sex because I just had sex with Helen and I’m not young and agile like I used to be 2: You’ll do anything to catch … Read more
Everyone can be paid off in chips. For years men and women in this country tolerated racketeers and murderers. I was born at home because I wanted to be near my mother. I’m not complaining. I’m just wasting the best years of my life waiting for a taxi. If I can’t live the way I … Read more