Movie Quotes from Wood, The: Quotes from the movie Wood, The

A dolla! Damn nigga, let me hold it!

AH. NIGGA DAT SHIT RHYMED. I’M HARDER THAN RUN D.M.C. I’M A BE A FUCKIN RAPPA. SELL A WHOLE ALBUM ABOUT WEED.

Alicia, gotta find Alicia!

ALICIA. MAN. IT WAS EARLY IN THE MORNING. AND MY HORMONES WUZ WIDE AWAKE.

Booty first?

Chilling, hanging, chilling, hanging.

I like sports and that’s it.

Mackin, hangin. Mackin, hangin.

Roland: PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR DICK IS.
Mike: IN YOUR NOSTRILS!!!!

Roland: THE ONE THING TO REMEMBER WHEN DEALIN WIT FEMAILES… SUCK NEVER CHEW.
Slim: NIGGA GOT KNOWLEDGE.

satcie: you think my sister some kinda hoe? Mike: nawh, i think she purdeee.

SLIM: YOU PLAY BALL, MIKE?
MIKE: I PLAY BASEBALL.
SLIM AND ROLAND: BASEBALL???!?
SLIM: NAH, NIGGA. WE AIN’T IN BOSTON. THAT’S THAT OL’ WHITE BOY RICKY SCHROEDER SHIT, MAN. I’M TALKING BAS-KET-BALL, BABY!!!! LIKE CURTIS ROWE!
MIKE: NAH. BUT I WATCH IT A LOT.
SLIM: WHAT?!?!? GIMME THAT SHIT BACK. YO,RULE NUMBER ONE IN THE WOOD: EITHER YOU GANG BANG OR YOU PLAY BALL.
ROLAND: YEAH. YOU KNOW. OR YOU COULD BE A PIMP LIKE ME. CUZ I GOTTA STAY CLEAN, YOU KNOW?
SLIM: PSSHHH. THIS NIGGA.
ROLAND. OKAY, FOOL. SHIT.

SLIM: YOU’RE THE NEW KID RIGHT? SO WHAT’S UP NIGGA?? YOU CUZ OR BLOOD?
MIKE: WHAT?
SLIM: YO. HERE WE GO, NIGGA. ARE YOU CUZ OR BLOOD?
MIKE: CUZ WHAT?
SLIM: AH, DAMN.
ROLAND: UHHHHH. WHAT SET YOU FROM, MAN? YOU KNOW.
MIKE: UHH. I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANY SETS. I’M FROM NORTH CAROLINA.
SLIM: OH, WORD?!? NORTH CAROLINA.
(SLIM AND ROLAND LAUGHING)
THAT’S WHY HE SOUND LIKE WILLIE NELSON.
(CONTINUED LAUGHTER)
YO MAN. YOU JUST BETTER OFF HANGING WIT US. YOU KNOW. YOU SEE. THERE’ SOME SHIT YOU GOT TO LEARN IF YOU GON’ MAKE IT IN THE WOOD.
ROLAND: YEAH, MAN. YOU MIGHT FUCK AROUND. SAY SOME SHIT THAT’LL GET YOU SHOT.
MIKE: SHOT?!?!?!?!?
ROLAND: YOU KNOW. SHOT. GUNS. BANG BANG. DAMN!!!!
SLIM: MAN, NIGGA KNOW NUTTIN!!!!

SO WHAT’S WITH THE THREADS, PARTNER?

So you decided to do the freak with a rabbit?

suck, never chew

That’s the whole reason we went up in that motherfucker!

My bad, man! Damn! I was just thinking about gettin’ some rubbers ’cause I was feeling to go to Monique house tonight.

UH, MS. HUGHES. WHAT PAGE 15 ON?

well, well, well. i see not a lot has changed since high school

Why you still got the grits, man? Ain’t nobody cooking you breakfast.

YO MAN, WHO’S FINER? VANITY OR APOLLONIA? …. VANITY?!?

YOU AIN’T GET NO ZIG-ZAGS. YOU AIN’T GET NO DRIP-DRAGS PUNK. YEAH WHAT.

YOU BEEN DRINKING RIPPLE?!?

Your sweatin like you stole something

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