Movie Quotes from Weird Science: Quotes from the movie Weird Science

You know Gary, for the first time in my life; I don’t feel like a total dick.

(1) are u ok?? (2) well beside the fact my balls are half way up my ass i’m fine

(1) It’s a joke Chet! (2) That’s not a joke, that’s a severe behavioral disorder. Those are women’s underpants! The next thing you know you’ll be wearing a bra on your head.


(1)Your brother is a pile of shit. (2)He can’t stay this way Lisa,It will spoil Christmas

(Gary): He doesn’t even have his license, Lisa

(Whyatt) chets coming home, my parents are coming home, there gonna freak out! (Gary) There gonna shit eggrolls

1 Do you mind if I came in and checked my face? 2 Whats wrong with your face?

1) Excuse me, Art… 2) It’s ‘Arthur’ 3) Excuse me, Arthur

1) Gary, there are motorcycles in my house!!! 2) Wyatt, there are killer mutants in your house.

1)Gary you said you were combing your hair! 2) Ma I never tossed of in the bathroom i swear!

1)What are you guys doing in there? 2) Gary was just taken a shit.

1. What’s a babe like you doin’ with a couple of geeks like them? 2. It’s strictly sexual.

1.) Crazy insane? 2.) Insane? 3.) Crazy? 4.) I was nuts for the woman, man. Now you gotta believe me. I’m sayin’, i’m tellin’ the truth here. I’m speaking to ya. I mean, I was nuts for the girl.

10 sec into my gymnastic rutine you passed out, you slept,well
I did my nails

1what are you guys doing here?2Garys just taking a shit

Gary: Should we or should we not give her a brain.
Wyatt: Sure, we could play chess with her.

Gary Fats man, le’me tell you my story man. I was once crazy insane for this little 8th grade bitch.
Fats Insane Crazy!
Pops Insane Crazy?
Gary I was nutz for the woman man…

Wyat: My parents are comming home, Chet is comming home, they’re going to flip out!!!
Gary: They’re going to shit egg rolls.

Wyatt: It couldn’t be a dream, how can 2 people have the same exact dream?
Gary: In your dream did you get up in the middle of the night and puke in the sink?.
Wyatt: No.
Gary:Then mabye it was a dream. Just an long erotic wet tailed dream… we must have malaria.

Wyatt: Why are we wearing bra’s on our heads?
Gary: It’s ceremonial.

a missle Gary?


And you know what the bitch did to me? She kicked me in the nutz? In the nutz? On telephone? The bitch kick him in the nutz.

Anything bigger then a hand full and your risking a sprained thumb

Ballberings and thirty weight oil

Bam!! We hit the city dead on! A little drinks a little night life!!!!!

Bitch kneed me in the nuts…. broke my heart in two.
Broke more then your heart.

But Mom, I NEVER tossed off in the bathroom, I never tossed off to anything

Chet- What the hell is this? Lisa- Its a persian missle chip! Chet- Chet,my name is chet, and I didnt think it was a whales dick honey!

Chet- What the hell is this? Lisa-Its a persian missle, chip! Chet- Chet, my name is Chet! And I didn’t think it was a whales dick honey!

Chet…please don’t tell mom and dad…I’ll give you everything I’ve got…all of my college fund…and my social security check..

CHET: Do you realize that it is snowing in my room, goddammit!

CHET: I’m gonna tell Mom and Dad everything. I’m even considering makin’ up some shit!

Chet: I’m sorry Wyatt, sorry for being such a shit to you all these years.

Chips,dip,chains,whips. Just your basic high school orgy.
Now I am not talking about candlewax on the nibbles or anything like that,just a couple of hundred teenagers running around in thier underware acting like compelete idot.

Chloe? Who the hell would marry Chloe?

Do you feel like a chicken , Wyatt if I could shoot an egg out my ass right now I would.

Do you know it is snowing in my room, goddammit?

Don’t threaten me Al! You’re out of shape, I’ll kick your ass!

Dont get any B O on Chet’s suit or he’ll kill me

Dont threaten me al your out of shape I’ll kick your ass!!


Gary there’s a missle in my house

Gary was acting a little strange tonight don’t you think?

Who’s Gary

GARY’S MOM: Don’t you think Gary was acting a little strange tonight? GARY’S DAD: Gary? Who the hell is Gary?

Gary, why are we wearing Bra’s on our heads, Its Ceremonial

Gary… who’s Gary?

Gary: I was crazy for this little eighth grade bitch. Wyatt: Crazy, Insane! Gary: I was dedicated to this girl, I called her every damn night! Old Pimp Dude in the Bar: You called her every night? On the telephone? Gary: On the telephone? What’s he mean on the telephone, course it was on the telephone!

GARY: You know, I can’t believe this, Wyatt. I’m so disappointed in us. I mean, all our lives we’ve been saying how great it would be if we went to parties, right? And now it’s our party and we’re in the john. We’re in the john!

Gimme da KEYS!

Gimme the keys! Gimme the keys!

Have you ever wondered how sad it is that your son’s only sexual outlet is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom?

He don’t even have his license Lisa, gimme the keys I’ll drive!

Hello, pretty lady. Tell me something, what’s a beautiful braud like you doing with a malaka like this, huh? Lisa: It’s purely sexual. Dino: No shit. Gary: She’s into malakas, Dino.

Henry: I’m not going to stand here and listen to this baloney.
Carmen: He won’t, you know. He doesn’t stand for baloney.

Hi dudes. Well good dam!

Hi Nanny I Grampy. Are those my grandparents? Yes. Are they dead? No their just resting. What are they doing in here? I but them in there. Frankly they werent having a good time at the party. Not having a good time, do think their having a good time being catotonic in closet.

hi, Iam ian this is max, we call him mad max

How about a greesy poke sandwich served in a dirty ash tray……

How about a nice greasy pork sandwicjh served in a dirty ashtray?

How bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

How’d you like your friends here to know…that you wear a bra on your head?

I cannot believe you, your dropping wolf bait and there’s chicks outside!

I didn’t think it was a whale dick, honey.

I don’t know what the hell your talking about Lucy, and I want you to shut up!

I want her to live, I want her to breath… I want her to aerobisize

i want her to live, i want her to breathe, i want her to arobasize

I was crazy for the eighth grade bitch!

I’m so bloody clever!

I’ve whipped up this nasty little suare at Wyatt’s house. It’s going to be chips, dips, chains, whips; your regular high school orgy.


If Ian and Max sees her, it’s all over for us…

If were going to have some fun you guys are going to have to losen up

If you were a 15-year old boy, would these turn you on? I think so too, I’ll take them. Oh, do you have a bra to match those? Something leather or rubber or barb wire?

If your going to float an air biscuit let me know ok, float a what? if your going to fart, squeeze cheese let me know ok I’ll hit the fan

In your quest for power and glory you forgot one small detail.

its time to pay the fiddel

Just like frankenstien but cuter

Like your panties!

Lisa (holding up a pair of skimpy panties): Do you think this will turn on a fifteen-year-old boy?

Look it wasn’t your fault all you said was hello

Okay….drop and give me 50!!

Party’s over said the girl

She likes the rough stuff.. what can I do..

She lives in Canada the girl has no morals

She’s a foreign exchance student.

She’s a sex pot is what she is

So what would you little maniacs like to do first?

so what would you to maniacs like to do first

So… what would you little maniacs like to do first?

Someone better tell me why it’s snowing in my bedroom?……fine you die and she walks out of here with a sevear limp.

Stood Buttwad, do you know what time it is?

That looks pretty good! Now make yourself one, dickweed!

That’ll be two scents, please…

The boozehounds have returned!

This is all your fault!

tonught is your night bro

We call him Mad Max.

We thought it was all just girls in here. Nope just us dudes. No Gary was just taking a shit.

We’re in. Wyatt: We’re in trouble Gary. This is highly illegal. Gary: We need more input. We gotta fill this thing up with data. We gotta make her as real as possible, Wyatt. I want her to live. I want her to breathe. I want her to aerobicize.

We’re not talking candle wax on the nipples or witchcraft or anything life that, just a few hundred kids acting like complete animals.

Well my nuts are halfway up my asshole but other than that I’m perfect!

What would you little maniacs like to do first?

Why are you messing with tthe fantasy?

Why don’t you bend over. I’ll shove it straight up your @$$!

women’s gymnastics

Wyatt, your kitchen is blue.

WYATT: Gary, by the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?
GARY: Ceremonial.

Wyatt: Gary, do you feel like a chicken?
Gary: If I could shoot an egg out of my ass right now I would.

WYATT: Lisa? Did you see Chet? LISA: Yes… WYATT: Are you responsible? LISA: I am… WYATT: Lisa, we can’t have him like this…it’ll ruin Christmas…

You cawn’t even take a shower…with a beautiful woman…without wearing yer jeans! HAW HAW HAW!

You guys have girlfriends

you know chips dips chains and whips, i’m not talking candle wax on the nipples just a bunch of teenagers running around with no clothes on.

You know Gare for the first time in my life I dont feel like a total dick! ya me to

You know, there’s going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll…chips, dips, chains, whips…You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I’m not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear acting like complete animals.

You ought to know better than to walk into someone’s house and start hitting people with your Rex Harrison hat!

You spit in this!?!

You two can’t even take a shower with a beautiful woman without wearing your jeans.

You two doggie dicks couldn’t get laid in a morgue.

You two donkey dicks couldn’t get laid at a morgue

You two donkey dicks couldn’t get laid in a morgue.

You two donkey dicks couldn’t get laid in a mourge

You’re dropping wolfbait, they’re chicks outside!

You’re stewed Buttwad

Your brother’s an asshole, what an asshole. Look at his haircut. Anybody with a haircut like that has got to be an asshole.

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