(1) Oh, you’re gay! (2) Oh, yeah – the gayest!
(i)At least I can spell…what can you do?
(ii)…Throw a mean yo-yo
(i)What are you doing?
(ii)I only eat the brown ones…
(ii)’Cause I figure they have less artificial coloring, ’cause chocolate’s already brown.
1) have you ever loved someone but your timing was off? like way off? 2) umm… 1) and you were having feelings for someone that you werent supposed to feel?? 2) yes, when i longed for you 1) am i making any sense? 2) none so ever
1) Last time I see you, you were scrawny n’ ugly, and your ead was too big for your body. 2) How nice. Thank you! 1) Prague… your welcome.
1) Last time I see you, you were scrawny n’ ugly, and your head was too big for your body. 2) How nice. Thank you! 1) Prago… your welcome.
1) oh hell I obgect too 2)thank God 3) what is going on here!
1) what are you doing? 2) i only eat the brown ones because chocolate is already brown so i figure there is less artificial food coloring.
1). Are you okay? 2). I’m great. Where’s my shoe?
1). What are you doing? 2). I only eat the brown ones. 1).Because? 2).Because I figure they have less artificial coloring cuz chocolate’s already brown.
1)What are you doing? 2)I only eat the brown ones. 1)Because? 2)Well, because I figure they have less artificial coloring because chocolate is already brown.
1. Wait a minute, hold the phone! You mean to tell me that you love her and she loves you and neither of you got married today? 2. Yes, that’s right. 1. Then what the hell are you standing around, talking to us for? 2.I don’t know! Where’s Mary? Somebody take me to Mary!
1: What are you doing? 2: oh, i only eat the brown ones b/c i figured they have less artificial flavoring b/c chocolates already brown. 2: how scientific of you dr. steve 1: well, thank you mary.
1] Father, where are you going? 2] Nature calls. 1] Tell it to call back later. Let’s go.
1] Fran and I did not get married. 2] That’s been happening a lot today!
1] What happened to your hand? 2] Ah, my hand. You fell on it. With your big neck.
1] Where’s Fran? 2] She’s in Tahiti. On our honeymoon. We didn’t get married.
72 POINTS! YES!
Love isn’t like some enchanted evening. It isn’t a fairy tale. Or even love at first sight. It isn’t real life.
And you kind of stuck with me.
Because I am a goddamm proffesional!
BERT: yea i’ll toast when i see fit….mismo , masmo any other kinda mo
But if you ever need a cup of sugar, i can’t help you.
But if you ever want to borrow some sugar…I can’t help you….because I don’t have time to shop!
but what if i think what is great really is great but not as great as something greater
Crazy glue of course! Why didn’t I bring some crazy glue? In case his pecker fell off.
crazy glue y didnt i think to bring the crazy glue in case the statues pecker fell off
Did you ever like someone, but the timing was off, way off?
Fran: Oh Mary speaking of LOVE, I’ve been meaning to ask you, what happend with that guy you told me about? You know the one you danced with under the stars?
Fran: Eddie what are you doing?
Steve: Got there’s a damn deer on the road. Did you see that?
Girl asks you to dance, you dance .
Got your beer, got your purse, got you…..
Have you ever liked somebody but the timing was off, way off? You feel things you should not be feeling, I’m not making any sense…
Have you ever liked someone but the timeing was off…. way off? You feel things that you shouldn’t be feeling?
Have you ever loved someone but the timing was all off?
He followed me around the whole summer asking me if I had a vagina!
HOLD THE PHONE!!
I am a magnet for unavailable men…..and I’m sick of it. It’s simple I know Fran, and she loves you, so besides your tux measurements, that’s all I need to know,
i am just a poor mans wendy
I barely know you. I don’t know your dad’s first name. I don’t know if you ever wore braces, or contacts, or glasses…. but I know the curves of your face, and I know every fleck of gold in your eyes. And I know that that night in the park was the best time I’ve ever had.
I barely know you. I don’t know your dad’s first name, I don’t know if you ever wore braces, or contacts, or glasses and I have no idea how you came to be a wedding planner, but I do know the curves of your face. And I know every fleck of gold in your eyes. I know that the night at the park was the best time I’ve ever had. Pl-please say something.
I can’t sing without my lucky mic.
I hardly even know you. I don’t know your father’s name, if you ever wore braces, or glasses or contacts. I don’t know how you came to be a wedding planner but I know the curves of your face. I know every fleck of gold in your eye and I know that that night in the park was the best night of my life.
I have the wine!
I honestly love you as their wedding song puts them in the 12-14 month divorce range!!!Person 2: Man your good!
I honestly love you.
i hope you fucking choke! i lay in bed all alone tears running constantly
I know I never done the right thing, I never said the right thing, and I act like a fool. I always say that we’ll be just buddy-buddy friends, but I will not be true to my heart. So I ask you this one question. And if your answer is no, I will leave you alone once and for all. Be my wife Mary. And I’ll take care of you, be true to you, and like this house I built for your dolls, I will provide a strong roof over your head. If your answer is yes, then no one will ever love you as much as I love you. If your answer is yes, you will make me the happiest man on the earth.
I know you know you know you need me.
I’m a magnet for unavailible men.. and I’m sick of it.
I’m just a poor mans Wendy!
I’m nothing but a poor man’s Wendy.
If her mother was alive and she heard that, she’d wish she were dead.
If you want to burrow a cup of sugar, I can’t help because I don’t have time to shop
Is Eddie going to be the last man I sleep with?
its simple~ i know fran and i respect her and she loves you, so other then your tucks size thats all i need to know!
Jezebel was the only queen in the Bible to be eaten by dogs.
Judy pong? hi you don’t know me but im mary from floor 4H… im a control freak!
Kid 1: She’s dead alright
Kid 2: Do you think she’s going to heaven?
Kid 3: Defintely, she got the cleanest toes I’ve ever seen!!
Little girl:Do you think she’s going to heaven. Little boy:Yeah…she has the cleanest feet i’ve ever seen.
Look at that a limestone penis. Ya think you could have made him bigger.
Love can’t always be perfect. Love is just Love!!
Love can’t always be perfect. Love is just love.
Love can’t always be perferct. Love is just Love!!
LOVE DOES NOT HAVE TO BE PERFECT, LOVE IS JUST LOVE.
Love isn’t like some enchanted evening. It isn’t a fairy tale, or even love at first sight. That isn’t real life.
MAN: Love is not perfect. Love is just love.
WOMAN: My mother used to say that.
MAN: You’re mother was a very smart woman.
Mary this is my fiancee Eddie, Eddie this is the wedding planner Mary
Mary,I kno I never do the right thing say the right thing and I act like a fool. I kno I say we can be buddy buddy friends but that is not true to my heart,and if your answer is no I will leave you alone for the rest of your life. Be my wife and ill be true to you ill take care of you ill make sure u have a roof over your head. If your answer is yes no-one will ever love you as much as I love you. If your answer is yes you will make me the happest man on the face of the earth.
Mary: -And you know why?! Because he is nothing … because I love a challenge … and because I am god dammed professional!!!-
Mary: love is just love. it is not a fairy tale… it’s not some enchanted evening. that’s not real life.
mary: oh my god!! im paralyzed!
little kid: if your moving your legs and your arms, your CLEARLY not paralyzed
Mary: Old lady, huh? Steve: Let me explain Mary: You told me you’re name was STEVE? Steve: My name is Steve, my last name is Edison, Fran calls me Eddie it’s a nickname. Mary: I have a better nickname for you, how about common, cheating sleezy… Steve: I know what you’re thinking Mary: What I’m thinking involves a machette and a pair of plyers. Steve: Okay. Now the day you had the accident… Mary: That was a special day. Steve: Yes it was, I was running late. Mary: How convenient. Steve: I was on my way to meet Fran and our wedding planner Mary: SURPRISE! Steve: …which you turn out to be, what are the odds? Mary: Don’t dance around the issue Steve: I’m not! Mary: You didn’t show that day because you don’t want to get married. I see it all the time Steve: You see what? Mary: Why’d you tell you’re fiance you saved an old lady? Exactly! You think you want to get married, but you don’t. You’re just pitiful and confused looking around for some hot pepper whereever you can. Steve: Oh, you have no idea what you are talking about. Mary: Yeah? Steve: Yeah! Mary: Then why’d you go to the movies with me? Steve: Why did Steve go to the movies with you? Well first of all, Steve likes the movies. Steve had the night off. Steve said ‘hey, you know what? a movie sounds good.’ Plus I got an invitation. Mary: Why is Steve refering to himself in the 3rd person? Steve: What are you talking about? Mary: You think you can double talk your way out of this, throw me off your scent? But I smell you! Steve: Yeah, I smell like sweet red plums and grilled cheese sandwiches. Mary: What? Steve: It’s what you said to me right before you passed out. Mary: Ugh I did not. (….don’t know this part…) Mary: Ugh, you are hideous. Steve: Yeah? Then why’d you ask me to dance? Mary: I didn’t Steve: Yeah you did you said ‘Steve do you want to dance?’ Mary: I did not…and even if I did I’m not the one who’s engaged. Steve: It was a dance. Whoopty doo. Didn’t mean anything. Mary: Then why’d you almost
Mary: Problem? Your the one with the problem! Do you realise Fran has chosen teal for her brides maids? Teal, the colour of gang-green. My last bride who chose teal ended up getting her maragge anoled in 12 days! Oh,oh and ‘I hoestly love you’! You might as commit matrimonial suicide right now!
Mary: You think you can double talk your way out of this, through me off your sent but I smell you!
Steve: And I smell sweet red plums and grilled cheese sandwhichs
Mary: You think you can double talk your way out of this, throw me off your sent, but I smell you!
Steve: And I smell sweet red plums and grilled cheese sandwiches!
Mary~Why is steve referring to himself in the third person?
Massimo: You better be good to her. Steve: Grazies. Massimo: I still did more chin-ups than you!
MOSIMO: You look like u have much on your mind. Please, do tell me. MARY: Well, theres nothing to tell. I thought i could control everything and i can’t, I met someone who i thought was..well he’s not. (sigh) Did you ever like someone but the timing was off? Way off?? You feel things, you should not be feeling? I’m not making any sense. MOSIMO: You make much sense. You long for him, the way i long for you. MARY: Mosimo, i dont want you to think..MOSIMO: no, no.. You need to learn the patients. I mean, love can’t always be perfect, love is, just love. MARY: My mother used to say that. MOSIMO: well your mother was a very wise woman.
mossimo: I know I never do the right thing. I know I never say the right thing and I act like a fool all the time. And I say we will be buddy buddy friendsbut it wouldnt be true to my heart
Mother, will you please SHUT UP!!!!!
Mother…would you please Shut-up!!!
Mud did him good!
Nancy pong? this is mary fiore 7H. Who? You dont know me,… because I’m a control freak, and i dont have time for people…but if you ever need to borrow a cup of sugar, i cant help you…because i dont have time to shop.
Oh hell, I object too!
OH SUPERGLUE WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT….IN CASE HIS PECKER FELL OFF
Oh yeah, why didn’t i bring crazy glue incase his pecker fell off??
Oh, no. I have to go. I promised my friends…brothers..Godmother that I would help her replace her fax cartridge tonight. Because she’s leaving tomorrow…on an Afircan safari!
Ohh no… darnit… I promised my friend’s…brother’s… Godmother… that I would help her replace her fax cartridge… tonight. Because… shes goin out of town… tomorrow… on an African Safari! So, sorry we couldnt have that medical chat… (crunch) ow…
she don’t love me, she loves you, she loves you steve.
She’s getting married, you know, MARRIED….MA-RR-IED..what you’re supposed to be doing right now! Oh great, just go! I’ll take care of it. I’ll tell everyone, I’ll call Kathy Gifford!
Steve- Why are you only eating the brown ones? Mary- Because someone once said that they had less artificial coloring because chocolate’s already brown. And it kinda stayed with me. Steve- Well you kinda stayed with me. Mary- Where’s Fran? Steve- She’s in Tahiti, on our honeymoon. We didn’t get married. Mary-Because…? Steve- Because she needs to find her own life. And I… Mary- You what? What does Steve want? Steve- I wanna dance. With you.
steve: i only eat the brown ones
steve: well, i figure they have less artificial coloring because chocolate is already brown
mary: thats very scientific of you dr. steve
Steve: I’m in love with your daughter… Father – you mean to tell me you love her and she loves you and neither of you got married today…then what are you standing around here for? Mossimoe – I will take him to her
Steve: If i had known his pecker was gonna fall off, i would’ve brought some superglue as well
Steve: It was a dance, whoop dee doo. It didn’t mean anything. Mary: Then why did you almost kiss me?
Steve: Why are you only eating the brown ones? Mary: Because someone once said that they have less artificial coloring because chocolate’s already brown. And it kinda stayed with me. Steve: Well you kinda stayed with me.
steve: why did steve go to the movies with you? well lets see, first of all, steve likes the movies. steve had the night off. steve said ‘hey you know what, a movie sounds good.’ plus he got an invitation.
mary: why is steve refering to himself in the third person
steve: WHAT are you talking about?
Steve:the day of your accident… Mary: that was a special day. Steve:yes it was, I was running late.Mary: How convenient. Steve: I was on my way to meet the wedding planner, which you turned out to be! Mary: Surprise! Steve: What are the odds?
steve:Why are you only eating the brown ones?
mary:Because someone once told me that it had less artifical coloring because chcolate’s already brown. And it kidna stayed with me.
steve: you kinda stayed with me
The F.O.B is M.I.A.
The last time i saw you, you were scrawny and ugly and your head was too big for your body
There’s nothing to tell. I thought I could control everything, and i can’t. I thougt I met someone who was…well, he wasn’t.
u saved my shoe
What I’m thinking involves a machete and a pair of pliers!
What if what you think is great, really is great, but not as great, as something greater
What the hell are you standing around talking to us for?
When I dance, I look like a retarded string-bean..
Why do you want to marry me?
why don’t you get this lady 10 cc’s of yoohoo
Why is steve referring to him self in the thrid person?!
Why is Steve refuring to himeself in third person?
X on a double letter, A on a triple word, 72 points!!
yea yea, i’ll toast what i see fit. mismo masmo, any kind of mo mo.
yep this is defenetly a limestome penis.
Yep, this is a limestone penis, you think it would be bigger.
YMCA… my next Scrabble match is Saturday at the YMCA. It’ll be the social event of the season. Maybe you should be there.
You harpoon me for being engaged and in a zippy and unexpected twist, you, yourself have a fiance.
you know that you need me… no I don’t… I know that you know that you need me… I don’t know that…
You know the expression. THose who don’t do teach? Well those who don’t wed plan!
You long for him the way I long for you
You long for him, the way that I long for you.
You saved….. my shoe.
You saved…my shoe.
you smell like sweet red plums and girled cheese sandwiches.
You smell like sweet red plums and grilled cheese sandwiches.
You smell like…..sweet red plums and grilled cheese sandwiches.
You smell like…ripe red plums and…grilled cheese sandwiches.
Young Mary: You may now kiss the bride. from now on, you’ll take care of him, and he’ll take care of you. he’ll make you big baloney sandwiches and you’ll buy him new socks, and a white briefcase. your the luckiest girl in the world Barbie, you’re the luckiest girl in the world. Older Mary: You are the luckiest girl in the world. When i did Whitney Houston’s wedding she was even more nervous than you are, and you look ten times better than she did! Bride: Really? No. this isn’t gonna work. I’m FAT! and I’m gonna marry the wrong guy! Mary: Look at me, you are exquisite, you’re timeless, you’re the envy of your future sister-in-law Janice whom i overheard say at the last gown fitting Look at those thighs! I’d kill for Tracey’s thighs!….but you have more than great thighs. You have the love of a man named Tom. A man who said to me when he walked into the dinner rehearsal said to me I cant believe she picked me. I cant believe I’m marrying the most wonderful woman i’ve ever met…and that not only tells me that this marriage of yours is gonna work, its gonna last FOREVER.
~Steve~ Why do you only eat the brown ones? ~Mary~ Because someone once said that there’s less artificial flavor because chocolate is already brown…
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