–What happened to your face?
–Got hit.
1) Hey, this is still moving. 2) Well I can’t help it. 3) Well then put it back on the grill!!
1) I think your just jealous cause I can ride it better than you. 2) I’m what!!
1) I told Aunt Corine that cornbread tastes real good when you’re hurtin’ – she couldn’t even find a box of instant! What were you planning on feeding me tonight? 2) Well, I just thought we’d go to McDonald’s. 1) Dammit, McDonald’s AGAIN?! 2) I work too. You act like I do nothing all day. 1) I told Aunt Corine that – she said we live like pigs. 2) She said that?
A) I’m gonna ride that bull again and again. B) No you ain’t. You think you are, but you ain’t. A) You ain’t my daddy. You can’t tell me what to do! B) I’m the next best thing to you daddy – I’m your husband and I’m tellin’ you that you ain’t never ridin’ that bull ever again! A) I think you’re just jealous cause I can ride it better than you. B) I’m what?!!
All cowboys ain’t dumb. Some of ’em got smarts real good. Like me.
But I tell you wut, you ever wanna make your epititom jealous, you know where I’ll be
Can you two-step?
Daddy does oil…and all that implies.
Did he hit you? I’m gonna kill that sonofabitch…
Fine! Ferget it! Suit yourself! Fine! Fine! Fine! Ferget it! PICK IT UP SUIT YERSELF FINE FERGET IT PICK IT UP FINE FERGET IT SUIT YERSELF PICK IT FINE FINE FINE PICK IT YERSELF SUIT YOUR PICK FINE FERGET IT…..YOU AIN’T MY DADDY!
FINE. FORGET IT!
Gosh Bud, y’all live like Epitoms
Gosh, Bud…y’all live like pigs.
I don’t care what you and your Daddy think. Not all cowboys are dumb; some of us got smarts real good.
I got a thumb and a middle finger.
I was lookin for corns in all the wrong places……
I’m gonna file my toenails AGIN AND AGIN AND AGIN. You ain’t my pedicurist!
I’m gonna ride that bull.
Let’s all go to Gilley’s tonight. They’re having an epitome lookalike contest.
Let’s go to Gilleys. It’ll make us feel better.
My legs are sweatin’, mama.
OH AND SISSY……YET ANOTHER THING…..JUST ONE MORE…..PROMISE…..LOVE YOUR TRAILER……
OH AND SISSY….ANOTHER THING…..LOVE YOUR BLACK EYE
OH AND SISSY….ONE MORE THING….LOVE YOUR HAT
People think cowboys are dumb, but some of us got the smarts real good.
See ya’ll later girls, I’ve got myself a real epitom.
Sissy get me beer!
SISSY: I FINALLY GOT MYSELF WHAT I WANTED… I GOT MYSELF A REAL COWBOY
BUD: I FINALLY GOT MYSELF WHAT I WANTED…I GOT MYSELF A REAL LADY
Sissy: Know how to two-step? Bud: Yep. Sissy: Wanna prove it?
Tell me, Mon Cheri, did you make pancakes with Bud yourself? 2: What? 1: Did ya make a stack of pancakes with Bud? 3: Now wait a minute! 1: Yes! I did. 1: Toughened your spatula, didn’t it? 3: You son of a bitch! 1: Flip a pancake again and again and again and you can still watch the syrup drip off the sides…tell me Mon Cheri, when your little girl is making pancakes again and again and again, where will it tickle you? Oh and Mon Cheri! Just one more thing…love your griddle.
Tell me, Sissy, did you two step with Bud yourself? 2: What? 1: Did ya two step with Bud? 3: Now wait a minute! 1: Yes! I did. 1: Toughened your cowboy boots, didn’t it? 3: You son of a bitch! 1: Ride a bull again and again and again and you can still feel it under your ass…tell me Sissy, when your little girl is riding a bull again and again and again, where will it tickle you? Oh and Sissy! Just one more thing…love your macaroni salad.
that pride will nearly choke ya going down
That sonofabitch broke my epitom!!!!
Thers just certain things a man wants from his wife, like to be here when he gets home, to cook a meal once in a while, clean up, and make good love to me….Look I know thats good but it aint enough
Uh-oh. Get out the alka-seltzer.
Wanna get married?
When ya gonna take me home and rape me?
When you gonna take me home and make me
Who is that???
That’s my wife.
You’re drunker than Cooter Brown
You’re not doing this just to make your wife jealous are you? Bud – Yup
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