(Hooch barking at Turner through window)
Turner: Oh you wanna bite my head off?! Go ahead! No-one will be able to come in and you’ll starve to death! That’s if if they don’t find my gun & then shoot you! Your in my house! Back off!
(Hooch stops barking & gives a growl)
Turner: Back off Hooch!
(Turner is fixing his stereo speaker. There is a loud howl followed by a few barks)
Turner: Oh….the dogs got guts….very stupid….NO!……You are out! Out for good!…..Forget it I wish it was snowing! No hailing….I wish it was hailing god, send me hail….hail the size of cantalopes.
(Hooch starts banging the door with his head)
Turner: No!……..Cut it…… (Goes to answer the door and Hooch is there with Camille, they both enter the house) Oh no, she can NOT stay the night!
1) No vacancy. Speak English, moron, no vacancy. You got a warrant? Get lost. 2) Know him? 1) Never seen him. 2) Aw come on I don’t have a lot of experiences for intimidating police officers. 1) You’re breakin’ my heart! 2) In order for you, I guess I’m gonna have to shoot you in the leg. 1) Sure. [BANG!] You almost shot me! I can’t believe you did that! 2) I can’t believe I missed now where is Zack Gregory? 3) Put the gun on the counter. 2) Zack Gregory? 1) I believe so.
Ah, you stupid dog!
All right man games over games over
Dont eat the car! not the car! what am i yelling at you for, your a dog. heres an ashtray, eat that!
hooch…Hooch..HOOCH I BROUGHT A MUFFIN FOR YOU. HOOCH! HOOCH A MUFFIN!! A MUFFIN HOOCH!!!
Not the car! Don’t eat the car!!
Officer: Chief, it’s your wife, she says that he got out again, and if your not home in 10 minutes, your hamburger.
send hail god, hail the size of cantalopes
This is not your room.[moving from room to room] This is not your room. This is not your room. THIS is your room.
WHAT IS IT?! WHAT?!! WHAT??!!! ARE YOU HUNGRY? FINISH THE HAMBURGER! EAT THE BUNS! EAT THE BUNS!! YOU’RE NOT THIRSTY! YOU HAVEN’T TOUCHED THE WATER, THE ORANGE JUICE, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, MAKE YOU A MARGARITA??!! SHUT UP!!!!! GOD! SHUT UP, THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR TWO AND A HALF HOURS! BE QUIET!!!!
what? what do u want? do u want me to make u a MARGARITA?!
You know we’ve known each other for quite a while and I was wondering if you are aware of your tremendous drooling problem… it’s kind of embarassing don’t you think
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