“We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them is secret. Waiting. Protecting. I have been witness to their capacity for courage and sacrifice. Though internally and in many other ways we are literally worlds apart, as with us there is more to them then meets the eye.” (Optimus Prime)
Am I not crystal clear on how clear I’m being?
By the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall.
Cptn Lennox: I know people say it all the time hon, but we made a good kid.
Sarah: She has your laugh.
Cptn Lennox: She laughed? Are you sure she didn’t just fart?
Cptn Lennox: [trying to call the Pentagon during a fight] I need a credit card! Epps, where’s your wallet?
Cptn Lennox: Which pocket?
Epps: Back pocket!
Cptn Lennox: You have ten back pockets!
Epps: LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!
Cptn Lennox: [gets the credit card, speaks to guy on the phone] Okay, it’s a Visa.
Operator: Also sir, have you heard about our Premium Plus full service call package?
Cptn Lennox: NO I DON’T WANT A PREMIUM PACKAGE!
Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.
I love you, handsome man.
It lubricated on my foot!
Jazz: What’s crackin’, little bitches?
Sam: Where did he learn to talk like that?
Optimus Prime: We learned Earth’s language through the World Wide Web.
Jazz: This looks like a cool place to kick it!
Judy: Sam, open the door!
Ron: Open this door right now, Sam.
Judy: [to Ron] Please don’t start counting.
Ron: Open this – 5…4…
Judy: Oh my God.
Sam: [opens the door] What’s up?
Judy: What was going on in there? I heard voices.
Sam: Well I’m a child. You know. A teenager.
Judy: Were you masturbating?
Sam: WHAT? No! I don’t-I don’t masturbate!
Ron: You shouldn’t talk about that, Judy. It’s a father-son thing.
Sam: Yes. A father-son thing.
Judy: We could just call it…Sam’s happy time!
Maggie: So what are you here for?
Sam: I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot.
Sam: Who knew?
Mikaela: Sam! No matter what happens, I’m really glad I got in the car with you.
Mikaela: So if it’s some super advanced robot, why does it turn back into a piece of crap Camaro?
Bumblebee: [pulls over, pushes Sam & Mikaela out, drives off]
Sam: See? Now you’ve upset it.
Bumblebee: [finds a new model Camaro, scans it, and transforms into it, driving back up to Sam & Mikaela]
Oops, my bad.
Optimus Prime: Before time began, there was… the cube. We know not where it comes from, only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them… with life. That is how our race was born. For a time we had lived in harmony, but like all great power, some wanted it for good… others, evil. And so, began the war. A war that ravages our planet until it was consumed by death. And the cube was lost to the far reaches of space. We step in across the galaxy hoping to find it and rebuild our home. Searching every star. Every world. And just when all hopes seem lost; message of a new discovery took us to an unknown planet called… Earth. But we were already too late.
Optimus Prime: With the Allspark gone, we cannot return life to our planet. And fate has yielded its reward: a new world to call home. We live among its people now in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting, protecting. I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there’s more to them than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars: we are here, we are waiting
Ratchett: The pheromone levels in the male indicate he wants to mate with the female.
[Sam & Mikaela look at each other]
Sam: Hey Mikaela! Listen, I was wondering if I could ride you home. I mean, give you a ride home!
Sam: I want my car. My parents. And her juvie records, gone.
[Sam & Mikaela look at each other]
Simmons: The kid’s a con artist.
You left me no choice, brother.
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