Leslie : My God, FAO Schwarzkopf!
1: Oh this is a great one. This should go on the cover of Sports Illustrated. Not the swimsuit issue, but the boxing. (in a high pitched female voice) I never should have gone in the ring, but I will beat her in three rounds. I want the belt to go with my purse. 2: (laughing) 1: Ah, there you are. Welcome back to the living.
1: So you duplicate alone? 2: That’s kind of a personal question, isn’t it? 1: Are you being serious about my duplication investigation? Or are you disrespecting my duplication investigation? 1: Well, I … I just work here. 2: Is that the duplicating machine there? 2: Yes. 1: Show me how it works. I wanna know all about the process.
1: Tell your driver to stop here. 2: Why? 1: I’m gettin’ out. 1: But you don’t know where you’re going. 1: I know. 2: Always training! 1: Hundred percent. See you tomorrow. 2: Ahh, that’s my boy.
General Leland Zevo : You’re as big a fool as your father ever was.
Leslie : You really think so? Thank you.
I was born in the back of a bumper car
I’m a military man I like a military meal. I like my string beans quarantined. I like a little fortress around my mashed potatoes, so my meat loaf don’t invade my mashed potatoes and cause mixin’ in my plate. I hate it when my food touches. And don’t let your food touch either.
I’m a military man, I want a military meal. I want my string beans to be quarantined! I like a little fortress around my mashed potatoes so the meatloaf doesn’t invade my mashed potatoes and cause mixing in my plate!
I’m in the mood for smoked chicken, how ’bout you?
If you want your MTV…want it on your own time.
Leslie: How do you feel?
Alsatia: Uh, woozy!
Leslie: That’s it! That’s what we’ll call it – the Woozy-Helmet!
Leslie: We’re going to fight fire with marshmallows.
Once in a lifetime.
Red usually means caution, or beef if it’s a bouillon cube.
Well… red means caution. Or beef if its a bullion cube.
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