Movie Quotes from Tootsie: Quotes from the movie Tootsie

–I’m just an old has-been—Well, John, were you ever famous?—-No—Well, how can you be a has-been then?

–Truthfully, don’t you find being a woman in the eighties complicated?
–Extremely.

1. I know I’m just a washed up old has been, but-
2. Well, John were you EVER famous?
1. I love the way you never let me get away with anything !

1. I wonder if we’ll get some stars out in the sky tonight. 2.Well, I’ve got my stars. You and Julie.

1. You are phycotic! 2.No, I’m employed.

1.God, I beg you to get some therepy!

1.I miss Dorothy. 2. She’s right here.

1.I’d like her to look a little more attractive. How far can you pull pack?
2. How do you feel about Cleveland? 1.Knock it off!

1.Instead of trying to be Michael Dorsey the actor or Michael Dorsey the great waiter, how about just trying to be Michael Dorsey?

1.You’ve got to get those tubes stuck back up his nose!

Didn’t anybody hear me? I’ve been locked in that bathroom for half an hour! What kind of party is this?

director 1: we want someone younger
michael: I can be younger!
director 2: we want someone older
michael :I can be older!
director 3: we want someone different
michael : I can be different.
director 3: no, we want someone… else

Does Jeff know?

Excuse me, but is my acting interrupting your talking?

Good day Dr. Brewster. I said Good Day!

Heaven!Sheer Heaven!

Hi there. I’m new in town, and terribly lonely and I was wondering if you wouldn’t mind buying me lunch?

Hi. I’m new in town and I’m awfully hungry. I wonder if you wouldn’t mind buying me lunch?

I did a whole evening of vegetables off Broadway!

I don’t believe in hell. I believe in unemployment, but not hell.

I have a bit of a moustache problem.

I like people to come up to me and say, ‘Hey. I saw your play. What happened?’

I tell you, if I wasn’t wearing a dress I would’ve kicked his arrogant ass in.

I was a better man with you as a woman than I ever was with a woman as a man.

I was a juicy beefsteak tomato!

I was better with you as a woman than I’ve ever been with a woman as a man!

I’m Edward Kimberly!

I’m going to feel this way until I don’t feel this way anymore.

i’ve got soap in my eyes, i’ve got soap in my eyes!

It might be you.

Oh he kisses all of the women on the show. We call him The Tongue

Shame on you, you macho shithead!

She gets suicidal at a birthday party.

taxi….taxi….TAXI!!!! (brakes screech)

That’s a corn cob!

What kind of mother would I be if I didn’t give my girls tits… tips?

When people dream, they don’t even dream in their own country anymore and that just sick!

Wish me luck.

You know what? I’m going to give every nurse on this ward an electric cattle prod and instruct them to just zap him in the badoobies. Pearl, could you open up the Yellow Pages to farm equipment retail?

You look like you should be ringing a school bell.

You slut.

You were a TOMATO! A tomato doesn’t have logic!

You’re going to have to deal with my mind- and not my lips!

You’re right. I’m going to rewrite the necktie scene without the necktie.

You’re wrong Dr. Brewster, I’m very proud of bein a woman!

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