Movie Quotes from To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar: Quotes from the movie To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar

(Noxeema):Does everything has to be joke for you?This is not a masquerade!There are steps to become a Queen.

– don’t think you you as a man. I don’t think of you as woman either. i think of you as an angel.
-ell I think that’s healthy

1) I think maybe he’s prejudiced! 2) I bet you were the smartest in your class weren’t you?

1) Why do I feel like I’m in the Macy’s Day parade? 2) Because you’re as big as a float.

1) Why do I feel like I’m in the Tournament of Roses parade? 2) Because you’re as big as a float! 1) You’re mother!

1)I feel like Ms. Jane Mansfield in this car. 2)Ooh! Not a good auto reference.

1)This is John Jacob Jingle Heimerschmit. 2)Does everyone always shout? I hate that!

1)What’s you’re name? Officer Dullard? 2)DOLLARD! It’s a misprint!

1)You can say anything to her, she can’t hear you.
2)Your stalkings are falling down!!!!

1. I believe that is my shoe. 2. You ain’t the one. 3. She ain’t the one. 1. Back off Virgil! I am a drag queen.

1. I gather you like hitting ladies 2. Well, some women deserved to get hit. 1. Well, purposely, some men deserved to get hit back!

1. I got us a ride to Spidersville. 2. That’s Snidersville.

1. Sherrif Dullard… 2. My name’s Dollard. It’s not Dullard. 1. Well, it says Dullard on your badge. 2. Well it’s a misprint!

1. When the founding fathers wrote the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution, they certainly had not had any rights for those kind of people! 2. Well, I’ll tell you one thing about those founding fathers. They sure had some nice wigs.

1. why is that little latin boy in drag crying? 2. i think she just found out Menudo broke up.

1. You’re very observant. 2. Really, well I can’t help to observe right now that there are no chopped onions anywhere.

1: There’s something you need to know about Vita. 2: She works out. 1: Yeah, a lot.

bobby-ray come here
bobby -lee is that you?
oh bobby-ray bobby-ray.
bobby-lee you sure do look lovley in that dress.
what this ol thing?

but when a GAY man, who has far too much fashion sense for just 1 gender puts on a dress, he is a drag queen. And when a tired little latin boy puts on a dress, he is simply a boy in a dress!

Can I be a princess? They’re so much younger than queens!

Car? Mary,Alice,Louise no this is a land yacht

Chi Chi: I’m the latin Marylin Monroe, I got more legs than a bucket a chicken.

Chi Chi: Oh let’s throw you two a pity party. You gonna be second class you gonna be second rate your whole life. Veda: Chi Chi!! Chi Chi: Uh uh I’m not sleeping with the wicked witch of the west, toenails in my face and your godzilla breath!

Chi Chi: Ooh! I’m A Preencess..P to the R to The In To The Cess..But you gotta like princess chi chi!

Did I ask to come on this trip? No, I don’t think so. Did I ask to be put on a show like some little circus poodle? No, I don’t think so. And do I want to go to jail because of a cop killer? No, I don’t think so. So the next man I see, I’m jumping on him and riding him all the way back to New York City and away from you two stuck-up putas because this trip sucks… IT SUCKS!!

Don’t anyone say anything frivolous for the next few moments, I am having a slight revelation!


for instance the same bussiness goin’ on in between your legs: poinka-poink-a-poink-poink-poink!

Get with the B-E-A-U-T-Y.

Get your hand off my dick buddy!- Vida

Good afternoon, ladies!

Here’s where they told young Vida to stop imitating Esther Williams from Million Dollar Mermaid, therefore marring the Methodist Annual Picnic

Hun, do you, like, ever not cry in this room?

I am body beautiful oo-oo-oo-oo!

I don’t know who he is, but if there’s a snowstorm tonight, he’s going on my tires!

I don’t think of you as a man or a woman, I think of you as an angel.

I got a broken heart for every light on Broadway and when one of them goes out, I just screw in another one, ok? Hello, goodbye.

I got a sweetheart for every light bulb on Broadway, and when one goes out, I just screw in another one. Ok? (snap) Hello. Goodbye.

I see what this is about! This is about jealousy! She’s jealous because I have a boy tonight and you don’t! Hello, Goodbye

I think tomorrow should be a say something hat day.

I want to see where she was birthed

I’m a drag queen over here.

I’m not going upstairs with you..i’m driving you no more miss daisy

I’m the Latina Marilyn Monroe, I got more legs than a bucket of chicken.

If you want them to know there’s steak for dinner, you gotta let them here it sizzle!

If you want them to know there’s steak for dinner, You’ve Got to let them hear it Sizzle!

Little Latin boy in a dress why are you crying?

Little Latin boy in drag, why are you crying?

Look! They’re from the ’60’s!!!

lord grant me the serenity to accept that im am im just a boy in a dress and the courage to change with the fashions and the wisdom to know the difference

Maps are cheating!

Mommies, don’t quote me but I think this one here is diseased!

Naomi Campbell: I wish I was as beautiful as you. Noxy: Oh hunny! Good luck! Chi Chi: Good luck hunny.
Random Guy: If you don’t tell us your beauty secrets we’ll hold our breaths! Veda: Oh darling, I can not be held responsible for that.

Noxema. Noxema Jackson — Jesse’s daughter.

Noxema:Why do I feel like I’m in the Macy’s Day Parade.
Chi Chi: Cause you’re as big as a float.
Noxema:Your mother.
Chi Chi: Thank you.

Oh my dear Veda, you spoke French! How bi!

Oh what in gay hell?!

Oooh I’m a princess! A p to the r to the n to the cess! Princess Chi Chi!

Ooooh Clara, honey, we gonna make you look like Emma Peel!!!

P to the R to the IN to the CESS … I’m a pricess.

She might turn out to be a Sandanista or something.

That’s how yo pick up a lady

That’s not a car, that’s a land yacht!

There will be a BBQ at 12 Oaks tonight!

There’s a thin line between trust and stupidity

This is Mr. John Jacob Jingleheimer Shmitts. 2. Ooh, his name is my name too.

Two words. BUH-LOW!

Uptight cellulite dinosaur fossil face white honky cracker witch!

Veda (to Chi Chi): Well since you have learned absolutely nothing, I am hereby stripping you of all your princess points, *Makes hand motions* Noxy: Oooh that’s voodoo.

Veda: Darling, au chante. John Jacob: Oh chebe you spoke French, how bi!

Vida: Girls, this is mr john jacob jingle hymer schmidt.
Noxeema: ::gasp:: his name is my name too!
Mr. ….Schmidt: oh, do people always shout? i HATE that!

Vida: Maps Are Cheating *crumple* *VROOOOOOOM*
Chi Chi: Don’t Do That Don’t Do That!

Vida: Sometimes..It Just Takes A Fairy…sigh
Noxi: Sigh
Chi Chi:sigh
*Funky Hand Motions*

When a gay man has waaaaay to much fashion sense for one gender … he is a drag queen.

why you are mearly a poor little latin boy in a dress

Yes, that is Miss Ann Baxter in The Ten Commandments and those are the moves…

you and all your causes

You are an uptight, cellulite, dinosaur,fossil-face, white, honkey, cracker, witch!

You are mearly a boy in a dress!

you’re my night in shining blue pick up truck

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