Don’t touch it, it’s EVIL!!!
#1: What is it? #2: I don’t know. But it ‘urts.
1)I got an idea forming in my head (2)You haven’t had an idea for
thousands of years.
1. And how long have you been a robber?2. Four foot one.1. Good Lord. Jolly good. Well, well, that is a long time.
1. I was just wondering if there’s, um, any chance we might have our old jobs back, sir?Ah, you really were appallingly bad robbers. Well, I should do something very extroverted and vengeful with you. Honestly, I’m too tired. I think I’ll just transfer you to the undergrowth department. Like bracken, small shrubs, that sort of thing. With a 19% cut in salary backdated to the beginning of time.1. Thank you! Thank you!2.Yes. Well I am the nice one.
1. If you’re wrong, Benson, I shall turn you inside out over a long period of time.2. Oh! Ohhhh! Thank you master!
1. Look, do you want to be leader of this gang?2. No. We agreed no leaders.1. Right. Now shut up and do as I say.
1. Oh, Benson. Dear, Benson. You are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.2. You say such nice things, master!1. Yes, I know. I’m sorry.
1. The poor are going to be absolutely thrilled! Have you met the poor?2. Who?1. The poor.2. The poor?Oh, you must meet them I just know you’ll like them. Charming people, the poor. Of course, they haven’t got two pennies to rub together, but that’s because they’re poor.
1. We’re in the middle ages!2. Right, the middle ages. Five hundred years before the man we robbed is even born. Ha ha! Try that one in a court of law!
1. What should I do, dear?2. Terrify them.1. But what about my back?2. Well, you don’t have to jump around, just shout horribly and…leer at them. You know, the way you used to.
1: Look, do you want to be leader of this gang?
2: No, we agreed: No leader!
1: Right. So shut up and do as I say.
1. What the hell are you talking about?
2. The most fabulous object in the world.
1. That sounds like a good idea!
Be very careful with that. It’s concentrated evil.
Dead? No excuse for laying off work.
Digital watches. And soon I will have understanding of videocassette recorders and car telephones. And when I have understanding of them, I shall have understanding of computers. And when I have understanding of computers, I shall be the Supreme Being! God isn’t interested in technology. He knows nothing of the potential of the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time: forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!
here’s to stinking kevin!!!
How could we have been so stupid?
I’m a reasonable man. Give me the map and I might at least let you walk out of here with human feet.
If I were creating the world I wouldn’t mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o’clock, Day One! (zaps one of his minions accidentally, minion screams) Sorry.
Is it ready? Right, come on then, back to creation. I mustn’t waste any more time. They’ll think I’ve lost control again and put it all down to evolution.
No. No. More of the funny show. Little puppets hitting each other. That’s what I like…little things…hitting each other.
Oh, Benson! I feel the power of evil coursing through my veins, filling every corner of my being with the desire to do wrong! I feel so bad!2. Good! Good!1. Yes it is good. For this is the worst kind of badness that I’m feeling!2. Kill me, master! Kill me!Not now, we have work to do. No lesser than the overthrowing of creation itself!
Oh, I hate having to appear like that. Really is a most tiresomely, noisy manifestation. Still, rather expected of one though.
Oh, my dear Benson. You are so mercilessly free from the ravages of intelligence,
Oh, so THAT’S what an invisible barrier looks like!
Randall! We’re standing, in the middle of nowhere!
ROBIN HOOD:Good day,my name’s Hood.
KEVIN:It’s Robin Hood!
slugs! he created slugs! cannot think, cannot operate machinerey. if i were the supreme being, i wouldn’t have messed around with butterflies and daffodils. i would have started with lasers 8 o’clock day one.
We can turn beans into peas!
We could make beans into peas!
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