#1 good thing these guys aren’t lunmberjacks. #2 no joke, the only thing safe in the woods, would be the trees.
#1: You’re a claustrophobic.
#2: You want a fist in the mouth? I’ve never even looked at another guy!
(1)Dude, she dug us! It was Cagney! (2) You wish!
(Donatello) I like it ….STEP UP!
1) what do you guys like on your pizza 2) oh you know the regular, anchovies, flys, stinkbugs pause… it was a joke!
1)Are you crazy? 2) Yeah Leo I’m crazy ok, a loony ok?
1)You’re a claustrophobic. 2)You want a fist in the mouth? I never even looked at another guy before.
1- Dont shoot. 2- I don’t think it’s loaded kid.
1- WHat the heck was that? 2- Looked like sorta a green turtle in a trench coat.
Passenger: What in the hell was that?! Taxi Driver: Looked like a big turtle in a trenchcoat. You’re going to LaGuardia right?
A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me, you didn’t pay money for this.
ah, the wise man said Forgivness is divine but, never pay full price for a late pizza!
All fathers care for their son’s
Are you trying to tell me how to DO MY JOB????
Bossa-nova! Umm…Chevy Nova?
Can we keep her?
Cricket? Cricket? You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.
Death comes for us all, Oruku Saki, but something much worse comes for you. For when you die, it will be… without honor.
Don: Question, do you like penicillin on your pizza?
Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
Go check out the East Warehouse over Lairdman Island. You’ll get your answers there.
Hey guys watch this! Wax on, wax off, wax on, wax off!
Hey mikey you think you con cruch a little ouder I can still hear out this one!
Hey! I’m not finished with you. DAMN!
I figured we could redecorate, a couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter…
I have a message for you Miss O’Neill, shut it (slaps her)!
I look like I just called Mike Tyson a sissy, and all you can say is ‘Hi’?
i made a funny..haha…haha
I think he’s actually turning red.
Isn’t Oprah on?
It’s a Kodak moment.
Ladies and Gentlemen, major league butt kicking is back in town.
LEO- Raph! You-you’re awake! *runs over* You’re gonna be okay!
RAPH- Yeah, Leo. what’s a guy gotta do to get some food arund here?
LEO- Hey guys! He’s awake! He wants some food! Bring him some food! *helps Raph up* Hey, Raph? You know what I said? About not needin’ you and all?
RAPH- Leo . . . Don’t.
DONNY- It’s a Kodak moment . . . hehehe.
(2) Bossa nova!
(1) Bossa nova?
(2) Chevy Nova?
Michaelangello: Man i can go for a little deep-dish action right about now
Danny: I had some pizza the other night
Michaelangelo: woa woooooah (runs to pizza)well…….
Donatello: do you like penecillin on your pizza?
Mikey – 11th and Bleaker, nope, this is only 9th street. Get it?
My master Yoshi’s first rule was poses the right thinking, only then can one recieve the gifts of strength knowledge and peace. I have tried to chanel your anger Rafeal, but more remains. Anger clouds the mind, turned inward it is an unconquerable enemy. You are unique among your brothers for you chose ot face this enemy alone, but as you face it, do not forget them and do not forget me. I am here for you my son.
My master Yoshi’s first rule was, posses the right thinking, only then can one recieve the gifts of strength, knowledge and peace. I have tried to channel your anger Raphael, but more remains. Anger crowds the mind…turned inward it is an unconquerable enemy. You are unique among your brothers, for you choose to face this enemy alone. But as you face it, do not forget them, and do not forget me. I am here….my son
My master Yoshis first rule was posess the right thinking, only then can one recieve the gifts of strength, knowlege and peace. I have tried ot channel your anger Raphael, but more remains, anger clouds the mind. Turned inward it is an unconquerable enemy. You are unique among your brothers, for you choose ot face this enemy alone, but as you face it do not forget them and do no not forget me.
Ninja kick the damn rabbit!
No way, Atomic Mouth, Gilligan was her main man. They’d be married and have six kids by now!
Nooo anchovies and i mean nooo anchovies, you put anchovies on this thing and you’re in big trouble okay?
Now that was a crime, you purse scrumpin’ pukes. And, this is the penalty!
Ok – at what point did we loose control here?
Pizza dudes got 30 seconds.
Raffielle: You Dirty Rat, You Kill My Father/ Dontatello: Would You Cut It Out Raf
Ralph: I mean come on, how do you guys expect to beat me?(more foot soldiers come)
Ralph: Good answer. Good answer.
Raph: Come on how many of you guys is it gonna take to beat me? (Ninjas appear) Good answer, Good answer…
RAPH: So what do we do now?
LEO: Whaddaya mean, what do we do now?
RAPH: Splinter’s out there somewhere!
LEO: I know Splinter’s out there!
MIKE: Yeah. (They leave)
RAPH: So what’re we gonna do about it?!
LEO: What CAN we do about it? April’s our only link to these guys. We have to wait till she comes up with something.
RAPH: Oh, so that’s the plan from our great leader, huh? Just sit here on our butts!
LEO: I never said I was your great leader!
RAPH: Well you sure act like it sometimes!
LEO: Yeah? Well you act like a jerk sometimes, y’know that?! And this attitude of yours isn’t helping anything!
RAPH: Yeah?! Well maybe I’ll just take my attitude and leave!
LEO: Why don’t you?!
RAPH: I will!
LEO: GOOD! (Door slams)
LEO: GO AHEAD! WE DON’T NEED YOU!
Splinter: All fathers care for their sons.
That was a crime, you purse-grubbing pukes, and this is a penalty.
The class is pain 101, and your instructor is Casey Jones.
The Shredder!? Uhh…maybe all that hardware’s for making coleslaw.
Those guys in the black pajamas, they jumped me, and you, I saw you in the subway, that explains you. As for you guys….oooh, I have no idea where you came from!
what are you some sort of punker?i hate punkers,ecspecailly bald ones who were bandanas and were green make up to cover there uglay faces.
what are you some sort of punker?i hate punkers,ecspecailly bald who were bandanas and were green make up to cover there uglay faces.
What the heck was that? Looks like sort of a big turtle in a trenchcoat.
WHATS THIS? A JOSE CONSECO BAT? TELL ME YOU DIDN’T PAY MONEY FOR THIS?
Whoa, who is that guy?
Wayne Gretsky?…On steroids?
Why? Why-O, I dunno!
wise man once say forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza
Wise man say, never pay for late pizza.
Woah. I bet he never has to look for a can opener.
You call this here, and that down there a family!
You guys like pizza?….Doesn’t everybody!?
[Baby turtles talking]: Pizza! Radical! Radical!
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