– 33 feet is nothing Eli…….
– It is 22 seconds Henry……in 22 seconds, I could break your fucking spine!! In 22 seconds, I could pinch off your head like a fucking insect and spin it all over the fucking pavement….. In 22 seconds, I could pump 22 bullets inside your ridiculous gut! But what I seem unable to do in 22 seconds is to keep you…… from fucking up……..my film…..!!!!
– God damn your fucking eyes … how dare you yell *cut* on my set!!!!
– 33 feet is nothing Eli…….
– It is 22 seconds Henry……in 22 seconds, I could break your fucking spine!! In 22 seconds, I could pinch off your head like a fucking insect and spin it all over the fucking pavement….. In 22 seconds, I could pump 22 bullets inside your ridiculous gut! But what I seem unable to do in 22 seconds is to keep you…… from fucking up……..my film…..!!!!
1/ How did you get out of the car?
2/ He didn’t get out of the car, he couldn’t get out of a paperbag, the divers got him out of the car and brought him here in the chopper!
1/ Perhaps I wish to delve into the dark side of his nature
2/ Who cares??!!
1/ I do
2/ Bullshit!!!
1/ true
1/ Said Nina the actress so fair… who fancied a man with blond hair… but Raymond discovers as he lifts up the covers that his double, young Lucky is there…. now….
2/ Eli!!!
1/ Yes??
2/ It has gotton to the point where I have to check under the stopper in my bath tub just to get some privacy!!!
1/ Would you tell the chief of police that Burt here was so busy being brilliant, that he wouldn’t have noticed sweet Jesus Christ walking across the water
2/ He wouldn’t have noticed
1/ Can you do any stunts?
2/ I got out of ‘Nam in one piece – that’s a hell of a stunt
1/ Ancient history
2/ Seems like yesterday to me
1/ Do you, ahh, think you can jump from there….. to there?
2/ Saved my life once….I once had to jump from a banana tree into a cart full of buffalo shit
1/No explanations, Jake…. I do not have any… but maybe he does…. go on, Jake ask him…… 2/ Hey don’t blame me!!!! 1/ Why ever not, Bert?? because you’re a fraud??? Is that it Bert??? Because you’re a ridiculios daredeveil with a head filled with cement!?!?! …..Bert here, grabs the bread…. That’s number one … the bread …. Right, Ace?….. 3/ Yeah….. 1/ Then he screws the shot up, he screws me up, he screws you up…… he’s a hopeless yoyo Jake….but he’s NOT DEAD YET!!!!!…… so do me a favour Jake…… put your handcuffs on him and heave the son-of-a-bitch into jail where he cannot get hurt!!!!
1/_You, uh, done any stunt work before?
2/_I got outta ‘Nam in one piece, that’s a hell of a stunt
1/_Ancient history
2/_Seems like yesterday to me
[over closing credits] Sam, rewrite the opening reel! Crush the little bastard in the first act! hahahaha!!!
Bits and pieces.
Cross!!!! After these three days are up….. I’m arming all my men and I’m telling them that it’s open season on any *fruit* carrying a camera!!!! Do you hear me, Cross!!!!???
Hey……..I was running for 26 months with guys shooting AT my head not over my head….. I’m here …… I’m alive……. I knew daredevils once and I aint got nothing against them except they’re all dead…… so how about givin’ me a break……
Hey……..I was running for 26 months with guys shooting AT my head not over my head….. I’m here …… I’m alive……. I knew daredevils once and I aint got nothing against them except they’re all dead…… so how about givin’ me a break…… you puttin’ me on???
I am the movies!!
I got out of Nam in one piece – that’s a great stunt.
I had a virgin once….. I had to go to Guatamala to get her …. she was blind in one eye and she had a stuffed alligator that said ***WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH***
Now that they’ll let you make an antiwar statement, you haven’t got a war. Vietnam is long since gone, and it’s too damn late.
Step right up ladies & gentlemen for the ride of the century on *Eli’s killer crane*!!
Welcome to the same picture, Sam!
You constantly amaze me…….. you don’t go to movies…… what are you a communist?!?!? What were those handcuffs some sort of decoy or disguise??? Did you NOT know that King Kong the first was only 3 foot 6 inches tall?? He only came up to Fay Wrays belly button……. If God could do the tricks that we could do…… he would be a happy man!!!!
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