(JOE AT PARTY TRYING TO GET IN) OH ITS COOL (OTHER GUY) NO ITS NOT COOL CONNELLY.. (JOE) U JUST LET OUR CHICKS IN (GUY) MUST BE LADYS NIGHT…
(joe) hubbs? who the fuck is Mondo Man? (hubbs)who the fuck cares man youre blowin it.
(joe) so you got a paln for tonight or what? (hubbs) shit yea i got a plan, i got a radically hellacious plan. first we get a shitload of tall cans, then we get an eightball,fuck that, a quarter o z…5th of jack to take the edge off, then we spark up the thick burlacious ganja bud and get them chicks all horndogged out.
(mike new york)hey man, these aint talls!!(tack) no fuckin shit damn hankey, get us some talls!!
151?…Are you gonna boogy with the foxes tonight???
BRING ON THE BITCHES!
don’t be no worm, man.
DONT BE SUCH A POOPY DOODLE
Every band writes a pussy song to find out who the faggots are!
Hey man what’s happenin? #2 Just guzzlin, just guzzlin
HEY THERE’S TACK! HANG A LOOGEY AT HIM.(JOE SPITS ON TACK) TACK:HEY MAN I GOT CHICKS!(TIRES SCREECH AS HUBBS STOPS THE CAR) HUBBS:TACK’S GOT CHICKS? TACK:WHY’D YOU GUYS SPIT AT ME? HUBBS:WHAT’D YOU SPIT AT MY BUDDY TACK FOR? JOE:YOU TOLD ME TO.(HUBBS PUNCHES JOE IN THE ARM)
HOLY SHIT! I’M GONNA SCORCH MY SHORTS!
Hubbs: If I’m gonna haul your ass down there, I’m gonna need clean windows.
I don’t want chicks with zits I want fine chicks!
I told her it was your birthday and she said she’d give you a blowjob
OH COME ON GUYS SHE’S NOT THAT BAD SHE’S PRETTY HOT ….ON NO WAY SHE’S A FU**ING FAT ASS!
STOP CALLING ME SNOT RAG!!!.. ALRIGHT ALRIGHT HANKEY
Tack you cack!
We can do those chicks doggy style, than shit in their parent’s bed.
WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS!! THIS IS F8CKING SKANKWEED! (joe) YOU CAN STILL CATCH A BUZZ
What the fuck is submarine anyway? I don’t wanna know!
You’d rather watch Dukes of Hazzard than get laid?
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