(1) Did you here that?
(2)Yeah, it’s a dickfer.
(1) What’s a dickfer?
(2) To pee with.
(1) For God’s sake, show some balls!
(2) I think it’s too late to try and impress them.
(1) It’s Soul Finger by the Barcays! (2) Must have trouble gettin’ gigs.
(1)For God’s sake, show some balls!
(2)I think it’s too late to try and impress them.
(1)I have a priority package from the NATSAT printing room.
(2)Well, why don’t you say it a little louder? We could open the window. You could shout it towards Moscow.
(1)Listen, it’s my job to get you prepared to go out into the field for combat. Now, I must know right away what I have to work with. I have made my decision.
(2)What’s it say?
(3)Pussy.
(1)What about that Red Chinese radio chatter?
(2)It’s done. Here you go.
(1)Done? That was a static filled, triple scrambled, microwave transmission between two soldiers talking in Mandarin Chinese.
(2)Well, the Chinese were only using a simple polyphoneticly grouped twenty square digit key, transposed from booster verdonic form, with multiple nulls. I broke it with this.
(1)A Drogen’s Decoder Wheel? They put these into cereal boxes for kid!
(2)Yeah, I found it in a box of, uh . . . Lucky Charms.
(1)Why are you here?
(2)Why am I here? Why are you here? Why is anybody here? I think it was Jean-Paul Sartre who once said . . . how do you spell Sartre?
(1)Will you hold my wallet for me while I take the test, please? There’s a thousand dollars in there, or maybe there isn’t. Know what I mean?
(2)Are you saying I can take this money if I help you pass the test?
(1)What do you think?
(laughing)Feet!Hat!
-Are you saying I can take this money if I help you pass the test?
-What do you think?
-We need a plan.
-Let’s play dead.
1) A Drogan’s Decoder Wheel? They put these things into cereal boxes for kids!
2) Yeah, I found it in a box of Lucky Charms.
1) I have a priority package from the NATSAT printing room.
2) Why don’t we open the window. You can shout it towards Moscow.
1) Smash that thing!
**SMASH**
2) It’s broken.
1) Bring it here.
**Fitz-Hume begins walking with rock**
1) Not the rock.
1)Stick out your tongue
2)Well everything looks good here, I guess we’ll just head back to the States and tell them about the fantastic job you boys are doing here!
1)You’re not going to give me some bullshit that you’re dieing are you?
2)No. … Not now.
1.I’m Dr. Troubridge and this is Dr. Greenbaum 2. -berg 1. Greenbaumberg, we’re doctors
Hey! You have tents?!?!
A weapon unused is a useless weapon.
Alright, stop right there and I’ll bring back the sun. Okay, this is my sister, you can all have her. I hear she’s very good.
And now, the first incision.
Ahhh!
This man, is dead.
Are there any Paraguayans here? No? Well, of course, their request for subsidies was not uh Paraguayan as it is, as it were, uh the United States government would never have if the President, our President had not and as far as I know that’s the way it will always be. Is that clear?
Austin Millbarge: We mock what we don’t understand.
But that was in Mandarin Chinese!
Do you know what that thing could do? Strip the paint off your house
and give your family a permanent orange afro!
Do you know what that thing could do? Strip the paint off your house and give your family a permanent orange afro!
Doctor, doctor Doctor, doctor, Doctor, doctor, Doctor, and doctor. Well, did we miss anybody?
doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor
Guidance! Source Programable Guidance!
Headquarters, good call, Headquarters
Hey, what’s this? You don’t want it!
I broke it with this……I drogans decoder wheel, they put these things into cereal boxes….yea i found it in a box of lucky charmes
I was going to do your family a favor and hook the Disney Channel up for free, well forget it.
I was just looking for the Burt Reynolds theater!
I’ll Be Loving You.
I’m sorry I’m late….I had to attend the reading of a will..stayed till the end whenI found out I got nothing…broke my arm
It’s Dr.Green..greenbaum…greenbaumberg.
It’s not your fault you’re stupid.
Look…..Dr. Boyer!!!!!
Mr. Cain….yes….Mr Ruby…yes….Why don’t you two gentlemen have a pepsi
No one outside this room has that information.
Rock The House Down.
Russian interrogator: Every minute you don’t tell us why you are here I cut off a finger.
Emmett Fritz-Hume: Mine or yours?
Russian interrogator: Yours.
Emmett Fritz-Hume: Damn!
smash that thing(smashes it with rock) now bring it over here(starts walking towards him, holding rock) not the rock.
Soul Finger.
Spies like us.
Thanks for the bruises and you can keep the stool samples, but we’d like to go home now.
They want to know why we would do such a thing…….tell them so do we
Wait for your next contact on the road to Duschambe…
Wanna go out with a bang? If we were in a bar right now I’d throw a drink right in your face. But under the circumstances it doesn’t sound like a bad idea.
We mock what we don’t understand.
We’re OIO, Obligated Involuntary Oficers
What we’re saying is, we’d like to go home now. Thanks for the bruises and you can keep the stool samples.
Why am ‘I’ here? Why are YOU here; why is anybody here? I believe it was Jean Paul Sartre who said; how do you spell Sartre again?
Won’t you gentlemen have a Pepsi?
Would anyone care for a Pepsi?
You better watch your moouuuth, civilians are getting laid off left and right around here…
You know what that thing will do, suck the paint off your house and give your family a permanent orange afro
You understand, sir, that we are responsible for launching a nuclear weapon against our own country!
You understand, sir, that we are responsible for launching a nuclear weapon against our own country!
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