Movie Quotes from Sling Blade: Quotes from the movie Sling Blade

I reckon what you’d wantin’ to know is what I’ma doin’ in here. I reckon the reason I’m in here cause I killed somebody. Mm-hmm. But I reckon that you’d wantin’ to know is how come he killed somebody. So I reckon I’ll start at the front. Mm-hmm.

1) These darn things are heavy. Hard to carry, too. /2) What’s you got in there, wash? / 1) Yeah.

1)How much you want fer ’em? I’ll get Some of them I reckon.
2)Sixty for small and seventy-five for large.
1)Give me the big’uns.

1- I like the way you talk. 2- I like the way you talk, too.

1: I like the way you talk. 2: I like the way YOU talk.

A shovel makes too much of a racket!

Ain’t got no gas in it.

Carl, you sound like a race car motor.

Don’t you say nothin’ ’bout that boy. Back to business, don’t you say another word to me. I ain’t a listenin’ to you no more.

Flowers is perty.I alway thought that.

Hi, Karl, I’m on lunch break. These
was on sale ’cause they’re not
fresh. Two ninety-nine a bunch plus
my ten percent employee discount.
Since I didn’t bring you anything
to our date last night, I thought
you’d like to have ’em.

I aim to kill you with it.

I don’t reckon I got no reason to kill nobody.

I don’t understand all of it, but I reckon I understand a great deal of it.

I feel very generous today. I feel
like listening. I’m sure you have
plenty to tell me. And please bore
me with the details.
(long pause) )
Come on Karl, who did you kill? Was
it the boy?

I like a girl with alot of hair on her arm; it means she’s got a big bush.

I like the way you talk.

I stand on the hill, not for a thrill, but for the breath of a fresh kill. Never mind the man who contemplates doin’ away with license plates. He stands alone, anyhow, bakin’ the cookies of discontent by the heat of the laundromat vent. Leavin’ his soul! Then like in poetry I go dot-dot-dot, you know, kinda off center, then I drop down and then I go: Leavin’ his soul! And partin’ the waters of the medulla oblongata of—brrrrrr!—mankind!

I think too many good people die…that’s what i think

I was fixin’ to kill you with this lawnmower blade.

I’ve had a few glasses of wine and it tends to make me a little emotional but I just want to say that I care about each and every one of you here at this table.

Is this the kind of retard that drools and rubs shit in his hair and all that? ‘Cause I’m gonna have a hard time eatin’ arund that kind of thing now….just like I am at antique furniture and midgets. I can’t so much drink a glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture

It just ain’t christian keeping you locked up here at night; here, take this key; I’ll let you off early tonight. Go get some cleaning supplies, toothpaste,; get yourself some magazines and hard rock candy; something to keep you busy at night.

JR: I can tell you’re a deep thinker. What are you thinking right now? BBT: Well sir, I was thinkin’ I’d kinda some more of these here potaters.

l: They let you out?/ m: Yeah./ l: How come?/ m: They told me I was well. Had to turn me loose./ l: Well, are you well?/ m: I reckon I feel all right.

My daddy come to the shed out back
and got me and said throw this here
away and handed me a towel with
somethin’ in it. I went for the
trash barrel there and opened up
the towel to see ’cause they was a
noise and somethin’ movin’ in it.
Hit was bloody-like around that
towel. Hit was a little ol’ bitty
baby, no bigger than a squirrel.

No, I heard you’re more than friends.

not funny haha, funny queer

Some people call it a kaiser blade, I call it a sling blade

The boy lives inside his heart. That’s an awfully big place to live.

They was these 2 fellers standin’on a bridge goin’ to the bathroom. One feller said that the water was cold. The other feller said the water was deep… I believe one feller come from Arkansas. Get it?

This is what I call my sacred place, cause I come out here when I feel like being by myself. I used to come here with Karen Cross, she’s kinda like my girlfriend, or used to be. We used to come out here and hold hands and talk and read books to eachother with a flashlight. She don’t wanna have nothing to do with me in front of people cause I don’t have any money, well mama and me I mean

Toothpaste and wat-not

UUUMMM, I likes musturd on my french fried potaters.

Well I can’t understand none of it. This one begat that one and that one begat this one, and begat and begat. And then lo and behold someone said some shit to someone or another, just how retarded are you?

Well I like the way he talks. It sounds like a race car motor idlin’. It makes me not being nervous.

Well, I don’t understand none of it. This one begat that one and that one begat this one, and begat and begat and begat, and lo and behold someone says some shit to somebody – just how retarded are you?

Well, I just thought I’d come by and give yall some little piece of happiness today.

What are you doing with that dang hammer? I don’t rightly know, I just kindly woke up a holdin’ it.

What the heck you doin with that lawn mower blade? I aim to kill you with it.

Yes ma’am. I need the police over
here at the Wheatley house.
I’ve killed somebody with a mower
Yes ma’am, I’m right sure of it. I
hit him two good whacks. That
second time just plumb near cut his
head in two.

You know why I want you to play ball with me? Cause it’s fun. It don’t matter if you ain’t no good. It takes your mind off everything else. And when you’re running real fast trying to score a touchdown, that’s all you’re thinking about. I ain’t no champ but daddy always said that he was proud of me when I threw the ball around with me

You orta not talk that way. You just a boy.

You ourght not killed my little brother. I reckon he woulder had fun sometime, mmm-hmm.

You’re a weird little shit, Frank and I don’t get ya

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