Movie Quotes from Slap Shot: Quotes from the movie Slap Shot

(1)Dave’s a killer. (2)Dave’s a mess.

(French accent)—Icing ‘appen when de puck come down….BANG…before de udder guy….nobody der…(you know)….my harm go come ca…den de game stop den start up.–DENIS LEMIEUX

(Reggie Dunlop to the team) We’ve gott a lotta losses. 2. (Hansons sreaming) YEAH THAT’S RIGHT WE GOTTA LOT OF EM, LET’S GO! NOBODY’S BETTER THAN US! THAT’S WHAT WE ARE HERE FOR GUYS TO WIN! (Reggie to Braden) Jesus fucking Christ, these guys don’t leave the friggin bench.

(Reggie to team) We haven’t been hockey players. We’ve been animals. GOONS! Freaks in a fuckin’ sideshow. We ought be in jail that’s all there is to it!

…how about some SNATCH by the pool! …..I was in Florida once. On a southern tour. I met this cute little redhead. She says to me, Come on down by the pool. So I go down. All of the sudden she comes divin out of this cabana wearing nothing but a see-through wetsuit!

…she came up to me without even saying hi and rubbed up against me. Her juggs were right up against my suit! Nipples hard as little rocks.

1)They brought their fucking TOYS!!! 2)I’d rather have them playing with their toys than playing with themselves. 3) Their too stupid to play with themselves!

1)They teach you how to underline in college.2) Not the sex scenes they don’t

1. Change the channel! 2. huh? 1. Change the channel! 2. huh? 3. change le canal! 2. ah, oui!

1. Dunlop, you suck cock. 2. Hey, all I can get

1. Eddie Shore? 2. PISS ON EDDIE SHORE!!! 3. Old time hockey? 2. PISS ON OLD TIME HOCKEY!!!

1. I want a chair by the pool 2. I want some snatch by the pool.

1. Jesus Lil, there have been three rapes and two murders in this park in one year. 2. I didn’t do it.

1.) You know your son looks like a fag to me. 2.) I beg your pardon. 1.) You better get re-married soon, or he is going to have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson. 2.) How dare you!

1.WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 2.Makin her look MEAN!

1.What are you doing? 2.Putting on the foil. 3. Every game. 4. Want some.

1: How about it tonight, guys? Old Time Hockey!
2: Piss on Old Time Hockey!!!
1: Eddie Shore?
2: Piss on Eddie Shore!!!

1: It took my quarter!
2: Think they show Speed Racer here?

1: Trade me right fucking now!
2: Now hang up.

1: Who own de chief?

1: You can’t lock ’em up; they’re folk heroes.
2: They’re criminals.
1: A lot of folk heroes started out as criminals, you know.

1: You cheap sonofabitch, are you crazy? Those guys are retards!
2: I got a good deal on those boys. The scout said they showed a lot of promise.
1: They brought their fucking TOYS with ’em!
2: I’d rather have ’em playing with their toys than playing with themselves.
1: They’re too dumb to play with themselves!

Ahh who knows maybe I’ll end up sleeping with old goalies

An object right in the face. What kind of object? Keys. You know, car keys, house keys? Keys to the camper. Yes hello. They’ve arrested the Hansons on a trumped up charge. Well someone threw a monkey wrench. Yeah, hit Jeff right in the face.

Andre, of course, has been living in semi-seclusion in Northern Quebec ever since the unforunate Denny Pratt incident.

Any body here here of a place called the Palmile? Fucked the barmaid last trip

Any of you guys familiar with the Palm Isle in this town

Anybody know the Palm Isle in this town? Fucked the barmaid last trip!

Anybody slams me against the boards tonight, I’m going to piss all over myself


Are you guys brothers?

Buy you a soda after the game?

Call Detroit, tell dem bull shit.

Chicken. No skin. salad. the fruit. all on one plate nothing touch or else you take it back…thank you fuck you se tu

Daddy he called me a pussy and then he changed the channel

Dave’s a killer!! Daves a mess!!

Dave’s a killer!!!!
Dave’s a mess.

dave’s a killer…yeahhhh dave’s a killer!!!!

Everyone at the War Memorial is standing on their feet, screaming KILL KILL KILL this is hockey.-(Jim Carr during the championship game


Fuck him coach! Fuck him right in the mind!!

Fuck! I lose my blouse!

Fucken machine took my quarter

Fucking Chrysler Plant, here I come!

get me a grape or an orange none of that stinkin rootbeer

get me a soda what kind grape or orange but none of that stinkin rootbeer

Give ma a grape or orange. None of that stinkin’ rootbeer!

Hallerhan! Hey, Hallerhan! You’re wife’s a lesbian!

He wouldn’t dare pull anything like that on Johnny

He’s got a big cock; like the horse

He’s hung like a horse

Hey coach I’m gunna change my name: Killer, Dave Killer Carlson

Hey reggie, hey that reminds me, I was coaching in omaha back in ’48, and Eddie Shore sent this guy to me, habitual masturbator, no self control, know what i mean, well , what he would do, he would get deliberate 5 minute majors so he could go into that pentaly box all by himself and GOD DAMN that son a bitch ,, LOOK AT HIM GO.…mm.m.m…. what was that boy’s name?

Hey, Hallorhan! You’re wife’s a lesbian!

Heyyyy Ogie! Buy ya a soda after the game?

Hit ’em with your purse you pussy!

I am placing a personal bounty on the head of Tim McCracken. He’s the coach and chief goon on that Syracuse team. A bounty? Yeah. A hundred bucks of my own money for the first one of my guys that reallly nails that creep. ARE YOU CRAZY!? WE COULD ALL LAND IN THE CLINKER FOR THIS!! YOU CAN’T PUT A BOUNTY ON A MAN’S HEAD!! I just did.

I am trying to listen to the fucking song.

I don’t wanna play with it anymore..You broke the darn thing.

I don’t want any tits and I don’t want any For Sale signs

I dont care I hate it here I go to florida and I ghet the money

i fucked the bar maid last year….she rubbed her tits up against me, nipples hard as little rocks.

I got a Good Deal on those BOys, Scout Said they showed a lotta promise

I may be bald, but at least I’m not chickenshit!

I think there are a lot of shysters in Florida.

I’d like some snatch by the pool

I’m going down to get some snaaatch by the pool.

I’m going down to get some snatch by the pool.

I’m going to flash them, Joe. I’m going walk down that stinking aisle, I’m going to open this faggot bathrobe and wiggle my my dick at ’em

I’m listenin to the fuckin song

I’M listening to the fucking song!!!!

Icing happen when the puck comes down, bang, you know, before the other guys,nobody there, then my hand goes comes up, then play stops then start up.

Locker room pep talk:

Reggie: We all know how to play the game–just go out and play it smart!
Hanson #1: That’s right, get out there and stick ‘im!
Hanson #2: Fuckin’ Christ, pop ’em!
Hanson #3: That’s what we’re here for guys, to WIN!

McGrath to Reggie: You see this quarter? It used to be a nickle. You are not getting any younger. Another season maybe two, you will be hanging up the blades and retiring the axe! And it will be Joe McGrath you will have to thank for training you for the front office! Reg: Ah, fuck it!


My allergies to theses fans have returned!!

My allergy to these fucking fans…has returned.

Ned: Now, they give you a dime, and you get to make one phone call.
Jeff: Can we call the pizza man?

nipples as hard as little rocks

Radio Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, look at that. You can’t, we’re on radio

Regg what you say to him. I told him his wife was a dyke. NO. Yah. Fuck

Reggie:She underlined the fuck scenes! Brayden: They teach you to underline in college. Reggie: They don’t teach you to underline the fuck scenes!

She comes up to me without even sayin hello and rubs her jugs right up against my suit. Nipples hard as little rocks.

She comes up to me without even saying hello and just rubs up against me…nipples hard as little rocks!

She underlines the fuck scenes for ya? Jesus, if she underlines the fuck scenes for ya, she must worship the ground you walk on.

so Regg what did you say to them
I told him his wife was a dyke

Someone yells to Reggie…Dunlop, you suck cock!
Reggie Dunlop says..All I can get.

Stick ’em fuck ’em christ pop ’em


Suzanne sucks pussy! She’s a dyke. I know! I know! A lesbian! A lesbian! A lesbian!

That cunt is no good!

That is a VERY DEEP CUT!

Thats what it said in the yearbook, jim.

The fans are standing up to them! The peanut vendor is standing up to them! And by gosh if I were down there, I’d be standing up to them!

The fucking machine took my quarter!

The people paid to see the Chiefs , not this group of …[pause]… pussies!

The Peterborough Patriots vs. the Charlestown Chiefs. Brought to you by Sheehan’s Rustproofing.

then you go to da box for 2 minutes by yourself you feel shame…then you get free.

These guys are a fucking disgrace.

they are too stupid to play with themselves. Every piece of garbage that comes into the market and You gotta buy it!

They brought their fuckin’ toys with ’em!

They brought their FUCKIN’ TOYS WITH THEM!


They brought their fucking TOYS!!! I’d rather have them playing with their toys than playing with themselves.

They teach you how to underline in college.

They teach you how to underline in college. No the fuck scenes they don’t.

They teach you how to underline in college. Not the fuck scenes they don’t.

They’re fucking horrible looking

This young man has had a very trying rookie season. What with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada, and that country’s refusal to accept him….well, that’s more than most 21 year olds could handle.

We aint hockey players were clowns, goons, were freaks in a side show, we should be in jail.

Well I’d rather have them playing with their toys than playing with themselves

What are ya doing Walt? Makin it look mean!

What are you guys brothers?

What’d the old man trade for those guys, a used puck bag?

When you go to Penalty Box you feel shame for two Minutes, then you go free

who own da chiefs?
owwwwns, who owns the chiefs

Why do they have to cover up their juggs like that with all them feathers

This isn’t art, this is sex!!!!

Why you cheap son of a bitch! Are you Crazy? Those Guys are retarded?

ya remember the guy who used to purposely get penalties just to go in the box and masterbate

You know what I’m going to do, I’m gonna walk out there and wiggle my dick at them. And do you know why? Because I want you to have a heart attack and die so we don’t have to do this shit again. Everyone with the exception of my wife will be headed for the exits. You and your fuckin fashion shows!!!

You know your son looks like a fag! Yeah you better re-mary again before he ends up with someones cock in his mouth

You take the van. I’ll keep the dog.

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