Movie Quotes from Six Days Seven Nights: Quotes from the movie Six Days Seven Nights

(he) Want to go to my place? (she) Have you got a bed?

(he)Your ass is to narrow and your tits are to small. (she) My ass is just fine.

1) Cant you put it back together? 2) Yeah we’ll like glue it Back on!

1) I was trying to signal the goddamn plane!
2) What goddamn plane?
1) THAT goddamn plane!
2) That’s a commercial jetliner. They’re 5 miles up going 500 miles an hour! They wouldn’t see a nuclear explosion if they were looking for it!!!

1) Is it safe to fly?
2) It is with me.
1) So you’re that good, huh?
2) I’m the best you’ve ever been with.
1) I’m not sure I trust your equipment.
2) We may be old, but we’re sturdy.

1) Uh oh…2) What uh oh? 1) Some sort of creature…has just swum up my pants. I’m guessin…I’m guessin a snake 2) Oh..that’s not good.. !) Yea, well what do I do? I mean I could..reach in and…grab it 2) No, it might be poisionus 1) Right, but on the off chance that it may bite me do I want to allow it to swim aroun in my shorts?! 2) All good questions

1) Your ass is too narrow and your tits are too small 2) Hey, you wanna know why you’re not my type? 1) No

1)Hey Quinny, look what I got. 2)What’s that baby? 1)It’s a bathing suit sill. 3)I thought it was an eye patch.

1)I’m sorry to interrupt you, but I’m having a bit of a problem. 2)What’s the problem? 1)Some sort of creature has just swum up my pants. I’m guessing–I’m guessing a snake. 2)Oh. That’s bad. 1)So uhh—what do I do? I mean, I could–reach down–and, and grab it. 2)That could be risky. It might be poisonous. 1)Well right, but on the other hand, if it bites me, do I want to allow it to continue to swim around in my shorts? 2)All good questions.

1)If it makes you feel any better, you’re not my type. 2)Oh good. Why? Just making conversation. Why? 1)You talk too much. You’re opinionated. You’re stubborn, sarcastic, and stuck up. Your ass is too narrow and your tits are too small. 2)Hey. Wanna know why you’re not my type? 1)Nope.

1)They come here looking for the magic. Expecting to find romance. When they can’t find it any other place. 2)Maybe they will. 1)It’s an island babe. If you don’t bring it here, you won’t find it here.

1)This–isn’t the plane. 2)What? 1)The plane. Where’s its mommy? 2)Oh. Tropical’s plane is laid up in Fiji. We’re filling in. I’m your pilot. 1)I can’t go in this, it’s broken. 2)No it’s not broken, it’s being maintained. This is my plane.

1)What the hell did you do? What the he—you used our only god damn flare to shoot a god damn palm tree!? 2)It wouldn’t have hit the god damn tree if you wouldn’t have rolled into me. I was trying to signal the god damn plane! 1)What god damn plane? 2)THAT god damn plane! 1)That god damn plane?! 2)Yeah. 1)That’s a commercial airplane flying 5 miles high at 600 miles an hour! They wouldn’t see a nuclear explosion if they weren’t looking for it, much less a flare! 2)How was I supposed to know that? If you wouldn’t have drunken yourself into a coma, maybe you could‘ve told me that!

1)Whoa, got a date? 2)You like it? 1)Why the fashion statement? 2)I’m going hunting. 1)Ooh for what? [2 points to the peacocks] 1)No. You wouldn’t. They are magnificent creatures. 2)Yeah, and I hear they taste just like chicken.

1. Can we fix it? 2. Yeah, we’ll like, glue it back on! 1. Aren’t you one of those guys? 2. One of those guys??? 1. Yeah, those guy guys. You know, you send em out in to the woods with a knife and a toothpick and they build you a shopping mall. You can;t do that? 2. No, no i can’t do that. But i can do this (makes popping noise with finger in mouth) Does that help?

1. I always wanted kids. Bunches of em. 2. Well there’s still time. How old are you? 1. How old do you think i am? 2. 45? 48? 50??? (1 whispers in her ear) 2. Well, you still look good. 1. I still AM good.

1. I am a damn good pilot. 2. HA! I’ve flown with you twice, you crashed half the time!

1. Sorry. 2. For kissing me? 1. No, for this.

1.(kisses her) I’m sorry 2. For what, kissing me? 1. No for this! (pushes her over cliff)

1.) Who are they? 2.) Pirates 1.) Pirates ?….as in AARRGGGGGG!?!?

1.) You still look good. 2.) I still am good.

10 Ways To Light His Fire. For Pete’s sake… Ten ways to light his fire. You know how a woman gets a man excited? She shows up. That’s it. We’re guys… we’re Easy. Course for that you can’t charge 6 bucks an issue, can you?

And there is nothing wrong with my tits!

Aren’t you one of those guys…….What guys………You know those guy guys those guys with skills………Skills…….Ya you send them out into the wilderness with a pocket knife and a Q-tip and they build you a shopping mall you can’t do that.

Attention K-Mart Shoppers, snow shovels are on sale for $12.99!

Attention K-Mart shoppers. Snow shovels are are sale for $9.99.

Dazzle. Your derrière , 5 exercises to tame the beast. 10 ways to light his fire.For Pete’s sake. 10 ways to light his fire. You know how a woman gets a man excited? 2)How? 1)She shows up, that’s it. We’re guys, we’re easy. Course for that, you can’t charge 6 bucks an issue now can you? 2)Now does that advice come with the 700 or do I have to pay extra? 1)It’s on the house. 2)Thanks.

Fhu you! What did you say? (Takes middle finger and sticks it up in the window). That’s what I thought you said.

Ford: How do you want it? Heche: What do you mean? Ford: Sugar coated or right between the eyes? Heche: You decide. Ford: We crumpled the landing gear so we cant take off, the lightning fried our radio, without a homing beckon it likes looking for a flea on an elephants ass. All we have is this flare gun and a single flare. Heche: Is it to late to get it sugar coated? Ford: That was sugar coated.

Girl)It’s like..after a funeral. Everybody has sex. Guy) Not everybody! Girl) No? Guy)No!!

Heche:Aren’t you one of those guys. Ya’ know those guy guys. Those guys with skills.Ford: Skills?!? Heche: Yeah, you send them into the wilderness with a q-tip and a pocket knife and they build you a shopping mall. You can’t do that. Ford: No. No I can’t do that. But I can do this. (Puts finger in mouth and makes popping noise) Does that help?

I can do this….. Does that help??

I can do this….. {POP} Does that help??

I’ve flown with ya twice, you’ve crashed half the time!

I’ve flown with you twice and you’ve crashed 1/2 the time!!!

I’ve had just about as much vacation as I can stand!!

Im the captain, its my job. At least Im not waving my arms around yelling ‘oh s*** we’re gonna die!!!’

It’s an island, babe! If you don’t bring it here, you won’t find it here.

Mayday, mayday, ma-day!!!!!!

Ten ways to light his fire? You know how a woman gets a man excited? She shows up. That’s it, we’re guys, we’re easy. Course, for that you can’t charge 6 bucks an issue, can you?

Well at least Im not waving my arms around yelling Oh sh** we’re gonna die!

were going to be here for a long,long.long,long,long,long time.

When you go into a store, what do you ask the clerk? Give me that so no one will look at me?

Who stole the peninsula?

You used up our last g*****n flare…to shoot a g*****n palm tree! Well I wouldnt of shot the g*****n tree, I was trying to signal the g****n plane! What g*****n plane? That G*****n plane! THAT g*****n plane?!! Thats a commercial airline! They’re 5 miles up going 500 miles an hour, they wouldnt see a nuclear explosion if they were looking for it…let alone a flare!!!

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