Movie Quotes from See No Evil, Hear No Evil: Quotes from the movie See No Evil, Hear No Evil
–Are you wearing Shalimar perfume?
–Yes, I am.
-Any last requests, Mr. Carew?
-I guess a fuck is out of the question?
-I’m afraid so.
-So, you’re the fat fuck who’s running this show?
-Well spoken, Mr. Karew. You’re obviously a poet. A man after my own
-Tell me the first thing that pops in your head.
1) Who are you, Sir? 2) Fine, thank you.
1) And then one day, my wife turned into this remarkable creature that could sit on the end of a broom stick and take off. She could actually achieve flight. 2) I think I was married to that woman once. 3)Small world.
1) I’ll tell you how I really feel in about a minute or two. Right now I’m a little overwhelmed by the STINK of the seven tons of garbage that you drove us into!!! 2)Is THAT what it is?! I thought you let one go! That’s why I didn’t say anything! 3)That’s very kind of you! Thank you!
1) Yes. There. Was. A. Wo-man. Pre-sent. 2) Why is he talking like that? 3) Be-cause. He’s. Deafvve. Not. Stoo-pid.
1)is she saying shit or ship? 2)Why would she say ship?
1)Wally i can’t see! 2) Well i can’t see either!!
1st guy-what are you blind?
2nd guy-yes i’m fucking blind, what are you deaf or something…?
!st guy-yes you idiot, I’m fucking deaf!!!
And in his first visit to the U.S., the eminent Swedish gynecologist, Dr. Conrad Johannson.
Anything Can Happen.
came on big biy…say somethin…..I was out with your sister last night
Dave! Dave! how the fuck do u spec me to get outta this shit!
fuzzy wuzzy was a duck
Fuzzy wuzzy was a woman?
Fuzzy wuzzy was a woman? are u serious?
He’s deeaaff, not stttuuppiidd.
How could we lose a blind guy and a deaf guy?
I suppose a fuck is out of the question.
It’s called blindness histericus!!!
man #1 – you know you sure do swear a lot
man #2 – YOUR FUCKIN-A-RIGHT
Tell me the first thing that pops in your head.
This morning I threatend to shoot a naked woman with my erection.
This movie was called SEE NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL.
We’re really pushing the blind and deaf angle. We hope you don’t mind.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I’M NOT WHITE….DOES DAD KNOW….THIS IS A SCANDAL!!!!
What’s the story here, Gatlin? I got the commissioner crawling up my ass!
Woman: And what would you like Mr. Karuau?
Walley: I suppose a fuck is out of the question.
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