DIANE: Dad, no. But I didnt want any problems. So I decided not to sleep with him. But then I attacked him anyway.
(1)I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you’re here at like the Gas ‘n’ Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?
(2)By choice, man!
(1)I loved a girl once.
(2)Shut up man, you’re bringing me down.
(1)Oh, yeah. If you guys know so much about women why are you at the Gas’n’Sip on a Friday night with no women?
(2)It’s a choice, man.
–Why are you shaking?
–I don’t know. I guess I’m happy.
1) One question: do you need someone, or do you need me? 2) I need you.
1). It’s just that your a really nice guy and we don’t want to see you get hurt. 2). I wanna get hurt!!!
1). No one thought we’d do this. No one thinks it will work do they? 2).(he shakes his head no)You just desribed every great success story!!
1). You’re not a permanent part of her life. You’re a distraction. 2). I’m the distraction that’s going with her to England sir.
1).I just can’t have any social life right now. 2).Don’t worry about it we’re just having coffee. We’ll be anti-social. 1).Friends? 2).Yeah. With potential. 1).Friends with potential.
1).Wait a minute. What did we just decide? 2).We decided that..1).Cuz I’m worried. Did you just break up with me? 2).No,no. 1).It sounded like you did.
1).You know what? 2).What? 1).Your’e a great date. I’ve never really been out with someone as basic as you before. So what’s your job for the summer? 2).Being a great date. 1).No, I’m serious. 2). So am I. I wanna see you again. I wanna see you as much as possible before you leave.
1)Joe..Joe, she’s written 65 songs, 65, they’re all about you, they’re all about pain. 2)So, what’s up?
1.) Hey we don’t know each other that well but I just wanted to ask you, how did you get Diane Kourt to go out with you? 2.) I called her up 1.) Yeah, but how come it worked, like who are you? 2.) I’m Lloyd Dobbler 1.) That’s great that gives me hope, thanks
555-1342
555-1342. 5..5..5..1342. 555-1342
A career? I’ve thought about this quite a bit sir and I would have to say considering what’s waiting out there for me, I don’t want to sell anything, buy anything or process anything as a career. I dont want to sell anything bought or processed or buy anything sold or processed or repair anything sold, bought or processed as a career. I dont want to do that. My father’s in the army. He wants me to join, but I can’t work for that corporation, so what I’ve been doing lately is kick-boxing, which is a new sport…as far as career longevity, I dont really know. I cant figure it all out tonight, sir, so I’m just gonna hang with your daughter.
A date is a prearrangement with the possiblilty for love.
A. Alright,high-level airline safety tips. If anything happens it usually happens in the first 5 minutes of the flight, right.
B. Okay.
A: So when you hear that smoking sign go ding you know everything’s going to be okay.
B: Good to know.
A: Alright, I’m just going to keep talking until that ding happens, which is going to be soon.
B: Okay.
A. Dad, do you know what he did the first time I went out with him? We were walking across that 7-11, and he pointed out some glass to walk around. And I always think of that when people ask me what I’m doing with Lloyd Dobler. And I never get nervous around him. So we started spending all this time together, as friends. But I could feel him getting anxious. And then, I knew there would be a confrontation over getting physical. And he started to get that look the other night. You know that look? And then, you know its gonna be an issue, so I went thru all the different feelings and arguments you’re supposed to go thru.
B: Did he get rough?
A: Dad, no. But I didnt want any problems. So I decided not to sleep with him. But then I attacked him anyway.
A. I have this theory of convergence, that good things always happen with bad things. I know you have to deal with them at the same time, but I just dont know why they have to happen at the same time. I just wish I could work out some schedule. Am I just babbling? Do you know what I mean?
B. No.
A: I’m sorry but I can’t allow you to leave the country without attending Vehlere’s graduation thing. This gentleman he’s, he’s 22 and he, and he dresses up like the Lakeside rooster and he, and he makes this drink called purple passion ..
B: Actually I think that …
A: You know you’re not in England yet. You know that of course. By the way I just wanted to let you know that i lived in England for 3 months and my parents are in the army so they lived in England and Germany so I can give you an enormous amount of tips, many tips, British tips.
A: No babe is worth it. Yo, hang with us man. We’ll teach you Bibles full of truth.
B: Man, all you gotta do is find a girl that looks just like her, nail her, and then dump her, man. Get her off your mind.
A: Why dont you just call her again?
B: I draw the line at 7 unreturned phone calls.
A: You came her with Diane Court right? B: yeah A: I just wanted ato asl you,like how did you do that? B: I asked her out. A: And that worked?! Wow like who are you? B: I’m Llyod Dobbler A: Wow man this gives me hope!
A: You dont like old people?
B: Me? Sure I do.
A: Come on.
B: Well, except for one thing. I worked at a smorgasbord, and the old people would flock there, and they loved to eat, and they’d just jam their mouths, you know? And they’d just eat with their mouths open, and to be honest, it was too much for me. You get to be thinking about how short life is, and how maybe everything has no meaning, because you wake up, and you’re frying burgers, and you’re like 60, 70, and then you check out, you know? What are you doing? And I dont need to be thinking about those kind of things. Thats the reason……But I’m not sure about all that.
A: I think thats ageism, and thats being prejudiced against people because they’re old.
B: Really? Well, you’re really turning me around here.
All for love.
All right, it’s a date, it’s a scam, whatever
Am I wrecking my car?
Bitches, man!
Bitches, man.
Boy, this is a mother dictionary
Brains stick with brains. The bomb could go off and their mutant cliques would form the same cliques.
Corey: Get ready for greatness Lloyd!
DC: Lloyd, why do you have to be like this?
Lloyd: Cause I’m a guy. I have pride.
Corey: You’re not a guy.
Lloyd: I am.
Corey: No. The world is full of guys. Be a man. Don’t be a guy.
Diane, in a million years, you could never be a priss.
Diane: Are you shaking?
Lloyd: No.
Diane: You’re shaking.
Lloyd: I don’t think so.
Diane: You’re cold.
Lloyd: I don’t think I am.
Diane: Then why are you shaking?
Lloyd: I don’t know. I think I’m happy.
Diane: No one thinks it’ll work, do they?
Lloyd: Nope. But you just described every great success story.
Did you see what Mr. Carroll wrote in my yearbook? Well he ridiculed me all year and he writes ‘you’re a real live wire–love Mr. Carroll.’
don’t be a guy, the world is full of guys, be a man
Don’t be a guy, the world is full of guys. Be a man.
Ewwww, how can you eat that?! there’s no food in your food
Get in a good mood! How hard is it just to decide to be in a good mood and then be in a good mood?
Having taken a few classes at the University this year, I have glimpsed our future. And all I can say is…..go back
Hey, world. Check me out.
I am looking for a dare to be great situation.
I blew it. I called him basic. Can you believe I did that?
I don’t wanna buy anything, sell anything, or process anything. I don’t wanna buy anything sold or processed, sell anything bought or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed… or repair anything sold, bought, or processed, you know as a career, I don’t wanna do that… I don’t know, I can’t figure it all out in one night sir, I just came to hang with your daughter.
I don’t wanna sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don’t wanna sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or…process anything sold, bought…or processed, or repair anything sold bought or processed, ya know, as a career, I don’t wanna do that. So uh, my father’s in the army…he wants me to join…but I can’t work for that corporation. Umm, so, what I’ve been doing lately is kickboxing.
I don’t want to sell anything, buy anything or process anything as a career. I don’t want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don’t want to do that.
I don’t want to sell anything, buy anything or process anything as a career. I don’t want to sell anything bought or processed, buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought or processed. Or repair anything sold, bought or processed, y’know? As a career I don’t want to do that. So, my father’s in the army, he wants me to join, but I can’t work for that corporation. So what I’ve been doing lately is kickboxing. ‘
I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen
I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen!
I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.
I gave her my heart… and she gave me a pen.
I hereby surrender my duties as Keymaster, give me a beer! I’m happy to say that this sack is officially empty!
I just want to hang with your daughter.
I wanna get hurt
I wanna’ get hurt!
I want to get back together. Mimi is gonna go to college and I’m gonna be alone and I’m gonna break up with her before she leaves, have sex with me.
I was told I could listen to my radio at a reasonable volume between nine and eleven a.m.
I wrote 63 songs this year. They’re all about Joe. And I’m going to sing each and every one of them tonight.
I’ll be in my office.
i’m incarcerated lloyd
I’m Lloyd Dobler
I’m looking for a dare to be great situation.
I’m not going to Seattle Junior College. Man, I gotta be honest with you, I’m not looking for that. I’m looking for something bigger. I’m looking for a dare to be great situation.
If you guys know so much about women how come you’re like hanging out at the Gas N’ Sip on a friday night?
If you guys know so much about women, why are you at a Gas N’ Sip on a Saturday night completely alone with no women anywhere?
in your eyes
the light the heat
in your eyes
I am complete
in your eyes
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
in your eyes
the resolution of all the fruitless searches
in your eyes
I see the light and the heat
in your eyes
oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light
the heat I see in your eyes
It’s me, I’m cruising around, it’s pretty late. I know I haven’t called you lately. I guess I didn’t want to be reminded of the Diane nightmare. By the way, I hardly remember her, I wiped her from my mind, I don’t remember the time or place when I knew. This is it, the sight of our controversial first date. I met her in a mall, I should have known our relationship would be doomed. To our left we have, the street where she broke up with me, and there’s the path we took. Corey, I guess in a way, I blamed you, I held it against you, you let me send that letter. I don’t know, I thought it was the right thing too. I think I know too many girls, I should hang out with more guys. I should be like one of those guys who hangs out at the AM-PM, or the Gas ‘N’ Sip on a Saturday night. I don’t know, do guys like that really know all the answers?
Joe lies.
Joe lies. Joe lies. Joe lies. When he cries. When he cries.
Joe likes girls..with names, like Ashley…and Amersley. That’ll never be me! That’ll never be me! That’ll never be me! NO!
Just knowing that a version like that exists, knowing that just for a minute she felt that and wrote I can’t help loving you. That has to be worth something.
Lakeland, Lakeland! Have no fear! How about another year?!
Listen to me, everything has changed. You had sex. No matter what you might think, nothing will ever be the same between you two. You might be 60, you might be walking down the street, and you’ll talk to her about something, whatever. But what you’ll be really thinking is: WE HAD SEX.
Lloyd Dobbler, alright!
Lloyd Dobler, all right.
Lloyd Dobler: I don’t want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don’t want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don’t want to do that.
Lloyd what do you want to do with your life? I don’t know. I mean how many of these people know. They think they know, but deep down inside, they really don’t know. I know that i don’t know…I don’t know.
Lloyd, you’re a great person. I’m a good person, but you’re a great person.
Lloyd: He’s a nice guy.
Woman: How do you know that?
Lloyd: I just do.
Woman: You can’t tell about people by looking at them. For all I know, you could like little boys.
Lloyd: That’s a very intense thing to say.
Lloyd: I feel like a dick. You must think I’m a dick.
Diane: Lloyd, we shared the most intimate thing two people can share.
Lloyd: You shared it with a dick.
Lloyd: I’m looking for a dare to be great situation.
Lloyd: I’m the distraction that’s going with her to England
Lloyd: Maybe I didn’t really know you. Maybe you were just a mirage. Maybe the world is full of food and sex and spectacle and we’re all just hurling towards an apocalypse, in which case it’s not your fault. I’m been thinking about all these things and… you’re probably standing there monitoring. And one more thing – about the letter. Nuke it. Flame it. Destroy it. It hurts me to know it’s out there.
Lloyd: Nobody thought we could do this. Nobodythinks it’ll work, do they? Diane:No. But you just described every great success story.
Look, I’m sorry that T-I-M left you. But I am not T-I-M!
Look- I’m sorry that T-I-M left you. But I AM NOT T-I-M.
Maybe I didn’t really know you. Maybe you were just a mirage. Maybe the world is full of food and sex and spectacle and we’re all just hurling
towards a necropolis, in which case it’s not your fault. I’m been thinking about all these things and….you’re probably standing there monitoring. And
one more thing — about the letter. NUKE IT, FLAME IT, DESTROY IT — it hurts me to know it’s out there. Later.
Maybe I didn’t really know you. Maybe you were just a mirage. Maybe the world is full of food and sex and spectacle and we’re all just hurling
towards an acropolis, in which case it’s not your fault. I’m been thinking about all these things and….you’re probably standing there monitoring. And
one more thing — about the letter. NUKE IT, FLAME IT, DESTROY IT — it hurts me to know it’s out there. Later.
Maybe you’ve got the right idea, Cory. If you start out depressed, everything is kind of a pleasant surprise
Mike: How’d you get Diane Court to go out with you?
Lloyd: I called her up.
Mike: But how come it worked? I mean like, what are you?
Lloyd: I’m Lloyd Dobler
No noise. No sound. No movement. Nothing!
Rikki, don’t lose that number.
She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen.
She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
she gave me a pen. i gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
She’s gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
That’s a stellar jukebox sir. How do you obtain one of those?
The rain on my car is a baptism. The new me. Iceman. Power Lloyd. My assault on the world begins now. Believe in myself. Answer to no one.
The rain on my car is a baptism. The new Me. Power Lloyd. My assualt on the world begins now!
They didn’t think we would do it. They didn’t think it would work out. – You just described every great success story.
This is it. The site of our controversial first date. I met her at a mall. Should’ve known our relationship was doomed. To our left, we have…..the street where she broke up with me. And there’s the path we took.
What I really want to do with my life, what I want to do for a living..is be with your daughter. I’m good at it
What I really want to do with my life-what I want to do for a living-is I want to be with your daughter. I’m good at it
Will you just take this pen, please, and write me?
you came here with lloyd dobbler…how did that happen…..he made me laugh
You can trust them man, ’cause they take your money and they tell their friends everythin…it’s about economics!
You invade my soul!
You must chill!! You must chill!! I have hidden your keys!! Chill!!
You must chill.
You shared it with a dick.
You used to be warped and twisted and hilarious. And I mean that in the best way
You want it.
You’re not a guy. There are plenty of guys. Don’t be just a guy, be a man.
You’re not a guy. There are plenty of guys. Don’t be just a guy, be a man.
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